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Social Media Meltdown: Barilla Just Sent Out A Tweetstorm Claiming It Thought Of The Tagline ‘Just Do It’ Years Before Nike Did

Social Media Meltdown: Barilla Just Sent Out A Tweetstorm Claiming It Thought Of The Tagline ‘Just Do It’ Years Before Nike Did

September 19, 2018

The Barilla pasta company publicly lost its cool today, going off on an epic Twitter rant against Nike. In its tweetstorm, Barilla claims it thought…

Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Crohn’s Disease

Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Crohn’s Disease

September 13, 2018

Twitter Meltdown: Del Monte Tweeted A Heartfelt Tribute To The Father Of Modern Green Beans And It’s Getting Really Worked Up That People Don’t Seem Upset By His Death

Twitter Meltdown: Del Monte Tweeted A Heartfelt Tribute To The Father Of Modern Green Beans And It’s Getting Really Worked Up That People Don’t Seem Upset By His Death

July 17, 2018

Holding Its Ground: RCA Records Just Tweeted It’ll Never Pay The Foo Fighters Because Singing With Your Buds Is Not A Job

Holding Its Ground: RCA Records Just Tweeted It’ll Never Pay The Foo Fighters Because Singing With Your Buds Is Not A Job

June 8, 2018

Uh Oh: Pepsi Just Sent Out A Frantic Tweetstorm Asking If People Have Been Remembering To Boil Pepsi Before They Drink It

Uh Oh: Pepsi Just Sent Out A Frantic Tweetstorm Asking If People Have Been Remembering To Boil Pepsi Before They Drink It

April 27, 2018

Fed Up: AT&T Has Announced That If You Think You Can Make A Cell-Phone Tower Look Like A Tree Better Than They Can, Then Be Their Fucking Guest

Fed Up: AT&T Has Announced That If You Think You Can Make A Cell-Phone Tower Look Like A Tree Better Than They Can, Then Be Their Fucking Guest

April 20, 2018

Feud Heats Up: Taylor Swift Wrote An Epic Twitter Thread Ripping Into The Ninja Who Killed Her Parents

Feud Heats Up: Taylor Swift Wrote An Epic Twitter Thread Ripping Into The Ninja Who Killed Her Parents

November 9, 2017