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Holding Its Ground: RCA Records Just Tweeted It’ll Never Pay The Foo Fighters Because Singing With Your Buds Is Not A Job

Holding Its Ground: RCA Records Just Tweeted It’ll Never Pay The Foo Fighters Because Singing With Your Buds Is Not A Job

June 8, 2018

The Foo Fighters’ music has helped RCA Records make a ton of money over the years, but in spite of that, the band’s music label…

Uh Oh: Pepsi Just Sent Out A Frantic Tweetstorm Asking If People Have Been Remembering To Boil Pepsi Before They Drink It

Uh Oh: Pepsi Just Sent Out A Frantic Tweetstorm Asking If People Have Been Remembering To Boil Pepsi Before They Drink It

April 27, 2018

One For The Road: SeaWorld Has Realized People Will Be Mad At It No Matter What It Does So It’s Just Going To See How Fat It Can Make A Dolphin Before It Goes Bankrupt

One For The Road: SeaWorld Has Realized People Will Be Mad At It No Matter What It Does So It’s Just Going To See How Fat It Can Make A Dolphin Before It Goes Bankrupt

April 26, 2018

Fed Up: AT&T Has Announced That If You Think You Can Make A Cell-Phone Tower Look Like A Tree Better Than They Can, Then Be Their Fucking Guest

Fed Up: AT&T Has Announced That If You Think You Can Make A Cell-Phone Tower Look Like A Tree Better Than They Can, Then Be Their Fucking Guest

April 20, 2018

Feud Heats Up: Taylor Swift Wrote An Epic Twitter Thread Ripping Into The Ninja Who Killed Her Parents

Feud Heats Up: Taylor Swift Wrote An Epic Twitter Thread Ripping Into The Ninja Who Killed Her Parents

November 9, 2017

Rant Time: AMC Theatres Is Tweeting About How It Should Get More Credit For Not Charging Pregnant Women For 2 Tickets Even Though It Easily Could

Rant Time: AMC Theatres Is Tweeting About How It Should Get More Credit For Not Charging Pregnant Women For 2 Tickets Even Though It Easily Could

October 17, 2017

Emotional Confession: Giada De Laurentiis Wrote A Heartbreaking Twitter Rant To Admit That She Wasn’t Sure Whether Ketchup Counts As Soup

Emotional Confession: Giada De Laurentiis Wrote A Heartbreaking Twitter Rant To Admit That She Wasn’t Sure Whether Ketchup Counts As Soup

October 13, 2017