Foodies, get ready to clasp your hands, because this story is going to send your tastebuds to heaven permanently: This chef make a hamburger!!!

My son loves to tap dance, and I love to watch him do it, but for reasons I do not understand, the Harlem Globetrotters refuse to let us have that. Here are four times the goddamn Harlem Globetrotters ruined my boy’s recital by showing up unannounced to humiliate him with their freak basketball tricks.

If you’re a tampon user, get ready for some seriously exciting news, because there’s an awesome new product on the market that you’re definitely going to want to get your hands on: Kotex has released a line of tampons with a 15-foot string and a bell at the end so you never forget about your tampon.

AMBER Alerts are an indispensable tool to coordinate a community in response to a child abduction, but every now and then, the dispatchers will lose focus because the car involved is extremely badass. These five AMBER Alerts in particular show just how distracting an insanely sweet ride can be for them.

Get ready to feel depressed because the story of 9-year-old Graham Decaire’s trip to the movies is the saddest thing you’re going to read all day. Graham is too young to realize that his friends were hanging out without him when he ran into them at the theater, and now he keeps telling his mom how cool it was that he…

Make way, Philadelphia suburbs, because the queen of all queens is really feeling her look, and she’s taking the Montgomeryville Mall by storm. That’s right, Mom just got her makeup done for free by the Clinique lady at Macy’s and now she’s strutting through the mall toward Ruby Tuesday like it’s a goddamn runway!

The company we were working with pulled out of our sponsored content deal at the last second, but it seems like a shame to let all these graphics we worked on go to waste—so please enjoy these brandless pictures of people happy about a blue liquid.

We all know Yoda as a powerful Jedi master who helped save the Galaxy from the Imperial Empire, but it’s not common knowledge that, despite his incredible accomplishments, he remained dirt poor for his entire life and was never able to find a nice dog house to live in. Here are six dog houses Yoda looked at but sadly…

It’s no secret that the United States’ justice system is inhumane, unsustainable, and in serious need of an overhaul. But until then, one awesome non-profit is stepping up in a major way by working to overturn the convictions of prisoners who don’t like being in prison.

Whatever. Here are seven trucks. This list was super easy to make, and that’s the only reason we did it. You can take it or leave it, no skin off our backs.

Open your eyes and bear witness to a display of athleticism unmatched even by the most elite Olympians in all of history: This man at the gym is all-out sprinting on the treadmill in cargo shorts while watching old episodes of River Monsters on a Microsoft Surface tablet.

Last week, Jeff Bezos bravely stood up to The National Enquirer, publicly announcing that the tabloid tried to blackmail him with nude photos. However, today, the Amazon founder is singing a different tune and has shut down The Washington Post entirely after The National Enquirer threatened to publish pictures…