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Ethical Eating FTW! Chick-Fil-A Has Announced It Will No Longer Get Its Chickens By Kidnapping People In Parking Garages And Transforming Them Into Chickens With Witchcraft
One of the nation’s most iconic fast-food chains is seriously changing the way it does business, and it has animal rights activists cheering: Chick-fil-A has announced that it will no longer be producing its chickens by kidnapping people in parking garages and turning them into chickens using witchcraft.
Extremely Frustrating: This Man Is Tired Of His Elderly Parents Calling Him For Technology Help Every Time Their Android Servant Becomes Self-Aware And Tries To Rip Their Skin Off
As your parents age, it’s only natural to want to help them in any way you can, but sometimes their inability to master the latest technology can seriously drive you crazy. No one knows that better than Bryan Glover, who is tired of his elderly parents calling him for help every time their android servant becomes…
To Differentiate Itself From ‘PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds,’ The Game Has Added A Map Set Inside A Law Firm That Specializes In The Nuances Of Copyright Infringement: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Fortnite’
The battle-royale video genre has exploded in popularity among gamers over the past year, and ‘Fortnite’ is at the forefront of its success. Developer Epic Games has a smash hit on its hands with this third-person-cooperative, base-defense shooter, with nearly 3.5 million users and growing. Here’s everything you need…
6 DIY Crafting Projects To Keep Your Hired Help Busy This Summer
Nothing’s worse than watching your 17 butlers just sitting there when there’s no butlering to be done. Here are six awesome craft ideas to have your personal staff do when they aren’t busy with their primary jobs.
Heartbreaking: This Guy’s Uncle Is Racist But Not Quite Racist Enough For Him To Get Any Viral Content Out Of It
Fellow liberal activists, get ready to feel for this guy, because he’s living out any #Resistance member’s absolute nightmare: His uncle is racist, but not quite racist enough for him to get any viral content out of it.
ClickHole Is Updating Its Privacy Policy
Here at ClickHole, user security is not something we treat lightly. That’s why we want you to know that we are beefing up our privacy policy so everyone feels safe and comfortable when visiting the site. Rest assured, the exploitation of your information is something ClickHole takes incredibly seriously, as our entire…
Find Out What Shigeru Miyamoto, Leonardo DiCaprio, And Les Stroud Have To Say
Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
7 Kids In Class Who Somehow Still Have Orange-And-Black Braces From Halloween, Honest To God, We Got 7 Of Them
As crazy as it sounds, our class has seven kids who are still going strong with the orange-and-black braces they got in October. Like, do they realize it’s almost June?
A Beautiful Reunion: This High School Football Player Got The Surprise Of A Lifetime When He Removed His Helmet To Reveal That He Was His Father Who Had Been Fighting In Afghanistan For The Past 2 Years
Brace yourself for a good cry, because it’s impossible not to be moved by this beautiful reunion: This high school football player got the surprise of a lifetime when he removed his helmet to reveal that he was his father who had been fighting in Afghanistan for the past two years.
What an absolutely incredible moment!
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5 Episodes Of ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Where The Crypt Keeper Is Too Angry That Sinéad O’Connor Tore Up A Picture Of The Pope To Introduce Any Scary Stories
After singer Sinéad O’Connor’s controversial ‘SNL’ performance on October 3, 1992, where she tore up a picture of Pope John Paul II, the Crypt Keeper, the undead host of the horror anthology series ‘Tales From The Crypt,’ was absolutely furious. Here are five episodes of ‘Tales From The Crypt’ where the ghoulish…
Powerful: The Cast Of ‘The West Wing’ Reunited In Richard Schiff’s Garage Last Night To Say The Words ‘Resist Trump’ Back And Forth To Each Other Without Filming It
Members of the #Resistance itching for a high-profile takedown of our commander in cheat, Donald Drumpf, AND a reunion of the best show ever got an early Christmas present today: The cast of The West Wing reunited in actor Richard Schiff’s garage last night to say the phrase “Resist Trump” back and forth to each other…
Find Out What Jennifer Lawrence, Richard Dawkins, And Jamie Lee Curtis Have To Say
Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
Wunderbar! Ein Vampir Hält Die Bürotür Auf
Sehr schön!
‘When I’m Onstage Performing, There Can Be Up To A Dozen Confused Birds Flapping Around The Ceiling And I Hardly Notice Them At All’: 5 Questions With Janelle Monáe
Janelle Monáe first made her mark in the music world in 2010 with her critically acclaimed debut album, The ArchAndroid, and her incredible artistry and vision have garnered six Grammy nominations since. Monáe has also brought her powerful storytelling abilities to the big screen with roles in two beloved recent…
Heartwarming: These People Reminisce About The First Time They Understood The Joke Of Bart Simpson (Rude)
These people sat down to talk about the moment they finally understood the joke of Bart Simpson (RUDE) and it was incredible.
Go Green! This Vegan Substitute For Human Meat Has All The Great Taste Without The Carbon Footprint
Here’s some major news for any ultra-rich foodies who believe that enjoying life’s priciest delicacies and caring about the environment shouldn’t be mutually exclusive: There’s finally a vegan substitute for human meat that has the same carnal taste you’ve come to crave but only a fraction of the carbon footprint!
The Discovery Channel Is Apologizing To Its Viewers After Realizing That The MythBusters Were Clearly Nerds
Here’s some huge TV news that anyone who’s watched the popular series MythBusters is going to want to read up on ASAP: The Discovery Channel is apologizing to its viewers after realizing that the MythBusters were clearly nerds.
Incredibly Generous: Eminem Invited A Dying Fan Onstage And Straight Up Demolished Her With His Most Devastating Freestyle Yet
Get ready for a heartwarming story about a celebrity who is using their fame for a really amazing purpose: At his concert at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia last night, Eminem invited a dying fan on stage and straight-up demolished her with his most devastating freestyle yet.
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