Grab some tissues, because here’s a story about an amazing new charitable initiative that will definitely bring a tear to your eye: Locks Of Love has announced that it will now also donate hair to middle-aged men who have lost all the hair on their legs from wearing dress socks.

There’s nothing quite like witnessing the creative peak of an artist in their prime, and this newly released masterpiece is no exception: Mom has put a 27-photo album on Facebook of just last night’s dinner.

Yo, for real? All over the world, there are people with fucked-up problems about them. It especially bums me out when I see kids with disorders and diseases so wild n’ out that they’re unable to grow up living a Maverick lifestyle, like myself and millions of my fans in the Logang do. This is why I want to give back,…

Sometimes in life, it’s the most ordinary and unassuming people who turn out to be anything but. This seems to be exactly the case for 32-year-old Jason Shepherd, who is a thoroughly normal guy in every regard except for one: He apparently knows a ton about local high school football and gets really into it.

Here’s a heartwarming story that proves that heroes come in all shapes and sizes: When his zookeeper started chemo treatments, this amazing chimpanzee pissed in his own mouth and chewed on a head of lettuce.

If you’re a busy woman with an around-the-clock job, get excited, because there’s an awesome new product that’s about to make your hectic life much easier: Thinx just released a 10-inch-thick pantsuit that busy working women can bleed into for up to six years.

At a time when many brands are frantically trying to revamp their public images to stay afloat in today’s increasingly grim retail economy, one classic fixture of American malls seems to be sticking to its guns: Dressbarn has announced that it plans to just continue being called that.

Would you look at that... ain’t that luna-rita something? Gather ’round folks, ’cause every inch of the grand-puppa moon is putting on quite a show for us this evening.

After many years of faithfully serving the Lord in the priesthood, I’ve decided to relinquish my vows and leave the church. Touching the horrid mouths of these four grotesque parishioners while feeding them Communion wafers has simply left me too emotionally and spiritually traumatized to continue in my ministry. I’m…

We all want to believe that trusting in the medical establishment will keep us healthy and safe, but the sad fact is that sometimes an accurate diagnosis is harder to come by than we would like it to be. Such was the case for Michelle Daniels, who went years jumping from doctor to doctor and failing to diagnose her…

Somehow a bunch of enchanted woodland animals get into my apartment every morning to dress me up like Snow White even though I’m an adult man who lives in Midtown fucking Manhattan and works as a risk methodology analyst at Deutsche Bank. I have to undo the whole goddamn outfit before work, and it’s ruining my chances…

It seems like internet trolls are becoming more ruthless than ever these days, but one social media icon has found a truly epic way to block out haters once and for all: Ariana Grande has responded to online trolls by transforming into a sturdy oak tree that can neither see nor hear their taunts!

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