Are You Being Forced To Move To A New School Several Times A Year Because Your Dad’s In The Army Or Because He Loves The Army?

When your family moves around a lot, sometimes it can be hard to tell if it’s because your dad is in the Army or if your dad just loves the Army so much that he constantly uproots his family to be closer to it. Take this quiz to finally find out if your dad serves in the military, or he’s just in love with it.

5 Ways Different Cultures Look At Death That Will Make You Feel Better About Accidentally Backing Over Your Mailman

No matter how many times you replay the events of the morning you ran your mailman over in your head, you can’t change the outcome. You can, however, comfort yourself in knowing that for many cultures around the world, death is not something to be feared or grieved, but to be welcomed and celebrated. Here are five…

‘I Was The First Person To Play In A World Cup While Wearing A Tuxedo And A “Scream” Mask’: 5 Questions With Lionel Messi

Lionel Messi is regarded as one of the greatest soccer stars to ever play the game. Though a World Cup win evaded him yet again this year, he remains one of the top players in the league and a hero to the people of Argentina, who convinced him out of retiring several years ago. We sat down with Messi to discuss his…

Taking Responsibility: Mark Zuckerberg Has Announced That Any Articles Posted On Facebook Will Now Go Through Strict Vetting To Make Sure They Align With The Company’s Tireless Commitment To Generating Massive Amounts Of Revenue

Mark Zuckerberg faced enormous public backlash this week after he defended Holocaust deniers’ right to disseminate their views on Facebook, but this morning he stepped up to allay Facebook users’ concerns in a big way: Zuckerberg announced that from now on, Facebook will rigorously vet the articles posted on its site…

This List Of Kids Holding Up Signs Saying That StarKist Tuna Gives Them The Energy They Need To Bully Their Classmates Will Only Come Down If StarKist Pays Us $90 Million

Listen up, StarKist, things in the digital media industry have become pretty dire, and unfortunately ClickHole needs to resort to desperate measures to stay afloat. We hate to do this to you, but we’ve got a whole bunch of pictures of kids claiming that your canned tuna gives them the energy they need to bully their…

4 Times Paul And Ringo Excitedly Called A Meeting To Reunite The Beatles Before Remembering That John And George Are Dead

Rock history is full of legendary reunions, but sadly The Beatles can never be counted among them. Yet that hasn’t stopped remaining members Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr from trying: Here are four times that Paul and Ringo gleefully announced a reunion of The Beatles before remembering that John Lennon and George…

Following Abuse Allegations Against Chris Hardwick, ‘Talking Preacher’ Will Now Be Hosted By A Trash Can Full Of Wet Leaves: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Preacher’

‘Preacher’ is AMC’s hit drama about a Texas priest possessed with supernatural powers, and it provides viewers with no shortage of colorful characters of the human, angelic, demonic, and vampiric sorts. Starring Dominic Cooper as the titular preacher, the show is loosely based on a comic book series of the same name.…

Baby Steps: China Has Finally Made It Illegal To Chain A Live Bear At The Front Of Your Driveway And Surgically Attach A Mailbox On Its Head

Thanks to the tireless work of animal rights groups around the world, the Chinese government has finally made it illegal to chain a live bear at the front of your driveway and attach a mailbox to its head. The cruel practice, which has been illegal in the United States for decades, was long considered acceptable in…

Twitter Meltdown: Del Monte Tweeted A Heartfelt Tribute To The Father Of Modern Green Beans And It’s Getting Really Worked Up That People Don’t Seem Upset By His Death

You’re going to want to see this incredible tweetstorm that pretty much the entire internet is talking about. Del Monte just had a full-on meltdown on Twitter yesterday afternoon after nobody responded to its heartfelt memorial tribute to someone it calls the father of modern green beans.