No Competition: ‘The New York Times’ Has Announced It Will Only Cover News About Koko The Gorilla Because Nothing Will Ever Be More Newsworthy Than A Talking Animal

America’s most iconic newspaper just made a major editorial decision that experts say is going to change journalism forever: The New York Times has announced that it will only cover news about Koko, the gorilla who knows sign language, because nothing will ever be more newsworthy than a talking animal.

‘The Name On My Birth Certificate Is Actually “The ‘Dwayne Johnson’ Rock,” But People Always Get It Mixed Up’: 5 Questions With Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

Dwayne Johnson is unstoppable. From WWE championships to the box office, the wrestler turned actor has dominated every arena in which he’s competed so far, and if the rumors are true, the world of politics may be next. We sat down with Dwayne Johnson to discuss fatherhood, fitness, and his alleged political ambitions.

The NRA Is Claiming That The Tennessee Waffle House Shooting Would Not Have Happened If An Armed Teacher Had Been Teaching A Math Class There

After yesterday’s tragic shooting at a Waffle House in Antioch, TN, the NRA has once again come forward to reiterate their support of gun rights and the Second Amendment. Early this morning, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre held a press conference to discuss how such episodes of gun violence can be…

Shakespeare Couldn’t Have Written All Those Plays, But I Bet He Could’ve Kicked My Goddamn Ass

While the plays attributed to him are considered some of the most important in the English language, history tells us that William Shakespeare was an uneducated, untraveled commoner born and raised in a backwater town. It’s far more likely that a ghostwriter, or even a team of ghostwriters, wrote the plays credited to…

Righting A Wrong: MTV Has Admitted That Nicole Richie Should Have Been Disqualified For Using A Flamethrower Disguised As A Perfume Bottle To Incinerate Paris Hilton In Their 2006 Celebrity Deathmatch

Here’s a story that’s sure to give you hope that at least some corporations out there believe in holding themselves accountable and doing the right thing: MTV has admitted that Nicole Richie should have been disqualified for using a flamethrower disguised as a perfume bottle to incinerate Paris Hilton in their 2006…

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This Chilling Video Of George W. Bush And John Kerry Singing ‘This Land Is Your Land’ Shows How Easy It Is To Use Digital Facial Mapping To Fake Anyone Doing Anything

After the 2016 election, it became clear just how successfully trolls and foreign enemies have been using the internet to undermine the democratic process. Unfortunately, technological advancements are guaranteeing that the problem’s only going to get worse before it gets any better. Want proof? This disturbing video…