Find Out What Toni Collette, Nancy Pelosi, And Paul McCartney Have To Say
Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
Taking Action: Legislators Have Introduced A Bipartisan Bill Demanding That The Trump Administration Make Its Inhumane Immigration Policies Easier To Ignore
You spoke, and your national representatives have listened: In response to public outcry against the separation of migrant families at the border, Congress has introduced a bill with wide bipartisan support demanding that President Trump employ unspeakably cruel immigration policies that are easier for people to…
Ominous: The USDA Has Printed Gene Hackman’s Nutritional Information On His Forehead
In a deeply ominous development earlier today, the U.S. Department of Agriculture made the official decision to print Gene Hackman’s nutritional information on his forehead.
Fuck Fuck Fuck: We Promised Waaay Too Much Integration To Pepperidge Farm In This Article About A Boy Dying Of Cancer Raising Money For Other Sick Children
Oh shit. Oh fuck. We did a bad thing. ClickHole made a big, lucrative sponsored content deal with Pepperidge Farm, but we got too greedy and we promised them a shitload of brand integration in this article about a boy who was dying of cancer and spent his last days raising money for other sick children. Please forgive…
Yikes: This Documentary About A Feral Child Is 20 Minutes From The End And Things Do Not Seem To Be On The Upswing For The Feral Child
Buckle up for some bad news: This documentary about a feral child is 20 minutes from the end, and things do not seem to be on the upswing for the feral child.
Major Scandal: Madame Tussauds Has Been Forced To Melt Down Tom Hanks’ Wax Sculpture After It Bit A Child
Visitors at Madame Tussauds’ Orlando location were shocked and saddened by the events that unfolded earlier today, as the wax museum became the focus of a troubling controversy: In a painstakingly difficult yet necessary decision, Madame Tussauds was forced to melt down Tom Hanks’ wax sculpture after it bit a child.
John Bolton Unethically Took Home Nuclear Warheads To Deal With A Mouse Problem At His Own Personal Residence: Everything Horrible The Drumpf Administration Did This Week
It seems like every week that passes by with Mr. Cheeto In Chief in charge of our country brings a whole new onslaught of controversies and idiotic policies that are chipping away at our democracy. It’s almost impossible to keep up. That’s why ResistanceHole is now keeping a weekly tally of the Drumpf administration’s…
Cutest Celebrity Couple Ever? Werner Herzog And Nick Cannon Were Just Spotted ‘Lady And The Tramp’-ing A 40-Foot Party Sub Across The Border Of America And Germany
It looks like there’s a brand-new Hollywood romance brewing, and it’s basically the cutest thing ever: Werner Herzog and Nick Cannon were just spotted Lady And The Tramp-ing a 40-foot party sub across the border Of America and Germany!
Find Out What Jim Davis, Emeril Lagasse, And Anne Hathaway Have To Say
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7 Foolproof Tips For Passing Your Daughter Off As A Crawfish So You Only Have To Buy One Disneyland Pass
After a few days in Disneyland, your children will love you forever, but your bank account may never forgive you. Luckily, there’s a neat trick that can help you cut some serious costs from your trip. Here are seven simple tips for passing your daughter off as a crawfish so you can get away with only buying a single…
NASA Has Announced There Will Be An Ultra-Rare Spalding Eclipse Next Week Where The Sun Passes Directly Behind The Basketball Wedged In The Tree Outside This Boy’s Window
Any aspiring stargazers out there are going to want to take note, because an amazing astronomical phenomenon will be on display very soon: According to NASA, next Sunday there will be an incredibly rare “Spalding Eclipse,” in which the sun passes directly behind the basketball wedged in the tree outside this boy’s…
Find Out What Hilary Duff, Dr. Oz, And Bindi Irwin Have To Say
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Time To Panic: Aiden Did His Book Report Super Fast And Now One Of Us Has To Go Before Class Ends
It’s officially time to freak out, because Aiden just seriously boned our entire English class: He did his book report super fast, and now one of us has to go before class ends.
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