Anyone who knows Dad knows that he’s never exactly been a poster boy for political correctness, but now the old man seems to be turning a new leaf, albeit for misguided reasons: Dad has started changing his problematic behavior out of what is very obviously a fear of getting cancelled, even though he’s nowhere near…
Everyone knows that Dad is a man of unwavering resolve, and right now, it’s putting him at odds with the rest of the family in a big way: Dad is facing backlash after making the executive decision that the family will ride out the full 45-minute wait for a table at TGI Fridays.
Harvard has made small strides on some measures of diversity in recent years, but there are still certain arenas in which the university is sorely lacking. Case in point: Admissions statistics reveal that more than 90% of Harvard’s incoming freshman class is made up of nerds.
Marvel fans were heartbroken last year when Stan Lee passed away at 95, but thanks to the people at Disney, fans are going to get to see the legendary comic book writer one last time. Stan Lee is set to make his final Marvel Cameo in Avengers: Endgame as Iron Man.
Malaria is a devastating illness that causes immense suffering to millions of people around the world. That’s why malaria eradication is one of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’s foremost humanitarian goals and my number-one personal priority at the moment. For now, I am entirely focused on wiping out this horrific…
Today is Kansas City resident Evan Healy’s 27th birthday, and a bunch of his friends showed up to throw him a surprise party. Unfortunately, Evan is currently harboring a terrible secret: The fake activity his friends invented to cover up his surprise party sounded way more fun than the actual party.
A well-known charity has been forced to double down in the face of a major screw-up committed by the most famous representative of their organization: Jimmy Carter just accidentally built an ESPN Zone instead of a Habitat for Humanity house and everyone had to act like that was the plan all along.
We’re used to seeing television personalities at their most polished and energetic, but one studio audience in California is getting a rare look at what happens when a talk show host just doesn’t have it in them to perform: Ellen DeGeneres just turned on a Magic School Bus episode for her audience and fell asleep in…
Liberal idiots are flocking to the siren call of socialism, convinced that they’re special snowflakes who deserve everything for free. Sure, free healthcare sounds nice, but countries that try socialism always pay the price. Just look at the sad example of once-prosperous Sweden, which ruined itself with socialism and…
Hollywood hunk Chris Pratt may play a superhero in movies, but he’s proven over and over again that he’s a hero in real life, too. And this week, he did something that’s going to make you love him more than ever: When 9-year-old Michael Latorre died in a hospital, Chris Pratt made an appearance to weigh the boy’s…
If you’re tired of beauty brands promoting the same unrealistic “conventionally attractive” body types as always, you are going to absolutely love this bold new campaign from a company whose marketing team truly gets it: Dove’s new freak show wagon, “Nature’s Most Curious Mistakes And Human Horrors,” is traveling…
For many older individuals, it can be difficult to find ways to relate to young relatives with whom they have little in common, but here’s a story of an amazing woman who isn’t letting age differences stop her from connecting with those she loves: This aunt just spent all month researching hentai so that she’d have…
Since the dawn of civilization, very stupid people have been writing poetry about slime. We are proud to present to you six poems about slime written by idiots.
Get excited, stargazers, because it looks like there may soon be an extraordinary cosmic event coming to the night sky: NASA just posted a tweet announcing that they’re thinking about doing a lunar eclipse tonight if there’s any interest.
This morning, Instagram and Twitter have been overflowing with an outpouring of emotion about one of the world’s most beloved icons: Celebrities across social media are sharing touching tributes and stories about The Witch because The Witch has melted.
Ah, Christ. Here we go again.
Here’s an exciting proposal from a company that is clearly getting desperate for some vital information: Nabisco is offering $25,000 to anyone who can tell then who the hell came up with the idea for Fig Newtons.
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