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7 Signs Your Plumber Is Trying To Gradually Steal Your Toilet Over The Course Of Many Years
Don’t let it happen to you! Look out for these signs that your plumber is trying to gradually steal your toilet over the course of many years.
ATTACK ON FREEDOM: HATE-MONGERING HILLARYITES Just Shooed Stephen Miller Away From The Bird Feeder Where He Was PEACEFULLY ENJOYING BREAKFAST
Patriots, our liberty is being threatened by DISRESPECTFUL DEMS. Stephen Miller was CALMLY eating his breakfast of seeds and cracked corn out of a PUBLIC bird feeder this morning when RUDE liberals with NO MANNERS approached him and drove him away with a broom. Make no mistake, patriots: This is a slippery slope. We…
5 Classic Video Games That Are Sadly Ruined Because They Have Villains In Them
These games would have been incredible if not for their villains always getting in the way.
Roadmap To Peace: Necco Has Set Aside A Roll Of Wafers For Israel And Palestine To Share Only After They Achieve A Two-State Solution
With violence flaring up in the Middle East, peace between Israelis and Palestinians seems like a more distant goal than ever. Fortunately a new diplomatic player has entered the fray and seems determined to bring these two warring factions together. Candy company Necco announced that it has set aside a roll of Necco…
Find Out What Emma Stone, Jim Carrey, And Andrew Zimmern Have To Say
Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
Market Frenzy: Apple Stocks Have Skyrocketed After News Broke That The Business Pig Was Walking Around The Company’s Office
If you’re an investor with holdings in Apple you’ve got to be jumping up and down with joy at today’s unprecedented market activity: Apple stocks skyrocketed today after news broke that the business pig was walking around the company’s office.
Science FTW: Researchers Covered Head To Toe In Mustard Have Announced That Their Colleagues Got Them Good
Anyone who keeps up with the science world is going to want to take some time to read about this fascinating new development: Stanford researchers covered head to toe in mustard have announced that their colleagues got them good.
‘I Can’t Wait For People To See My Impression Of Queen Frontman Eddie Murphy’: 5 Questions With Rami Malek
Though he may not be a household name yet, Rami Malek is on his way to A-list status. He’s had a series of memorable turns in everything from ‘Mr. Robot’ to ‘The Master’ to ‘Night At The Museum,’ and we’re about to see his biggest role yet when he plays Freddie Mercury in the upcoming Queen biopic, ‘Bohemian…
Heartwarming: These Students Raised $10,000 For Their Teacher When He Asked Them Nicely
A special group of kids at Lincoln Middle School in Bloomfield, MI just did one of the most heartwarming things of all time. The incredible students came together and worked tirelessly to raise $10,000 for their teacher when he nicely asked them if they could please do that.
Taking A Stand: ‘The New York Times’ Editorial Board Has Announced That George H.W. Bush Shouldn’t Do Too Many Other Things Because It Is Done Editing His Obituary
In a shocking and strongly worded statement published on its front page this morning, The New York Times Editorial Board has issued a public request to George H.W. Bush demanding that he not do too many other things during his lifetime because it is done editing his obituary.
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Great news, drug kingpins, insider traders, arms dealers, and anyone else looking to convert their illicit earnings into 100 percent legal American cash: ClickHole now has a money-laundering service! Gone are the days of having to use shady middlemen or go through the hassle of setting up a business front to…
Find Out What Pope Francis, Carrie-Anne Moss, And Josh Groban Have To Say
Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
I’m Proud Of President Trump For Replacing The Un-American Practice Of Family Separation With The Profoundly American Practice Of Mass Incarceration (By Mitch McConnell)
As a senator and a public servant, it’s my job to uphold American morals every day. That’s why I’m proud of President Trump for signing an executive order on immigration that did away with the un-American practice of family separation and replaced it with the profoundly American practice of mass incarceration.
Fact Check: Paleontologists Break Down All The Ways ‘Jurassic Park’ Gets Newman Wrong
Wow. These paleontologists did not hold back.
The 5 Least Scary Things Known As ‘The Widowmaker’ In Their Respective Towns
“The Widowmaker” can sometimes sound like a scary name, but that’s not always the case. Here are the five least scary things known as “The Widowmaker” in their respective towns.
The Definition Of Luxury: This Spa Has Pools With Specialized Sharks That Eat Off Your Dead Limbs
If you live in the Portland area and are looking to treat yourself, you’ve got to try out Oasis Spa, a luxurious new spa that has pools with specialized sharks that eat off your dead limbs.
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