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Holding Its Ground: RCA Records Just Tweeted It’ll Never Pay The Foo Fighters Because Singing With Your Buds Is Not A Job
The Foo Fighters’ music has helped RCA Records make a ton of money over the years, but in spite of that, the band’s music label recently took to social media to state that it wouldn’t be sharing any of that profit. In what can only be described as an epic and defiant Twitter thread, RCA Records tweeted that it’ll…
You’re In Boone County Now, Son, And Things Move A Little Slower Here, So Don’t Expect To Be Done With This ‘Powerpuff Girls’ Quiz Any Time Soon
Now hold up, there, city boy—I can see that you’re in a rush to find out which ‘Powerpuff Girls’ character matches your personality best, but ’round these parts, we like to enjoy each and every question before gettin’ the result.
I Was Anti-Vaccine Until My Doctor Got Hot And Suggested Them Again
The first time my doctor recommended that I vaccinate my baby boy, I was skeptical. I had read countless articles listing scary, unpredictable side effects associated with childhood vaccines, and no matter what my doctor said, I was really worried that a single flu shot or measles injection might negatively affect my…
Incredible: Bethesda Revealed That ‘Fallout 76’ Will Show What Earth Would Be Like If The Arizona Diamondbacks Hadn’t Won The 2001 World Series
There’s a lot of mystery surrounding Bethesda’s newly announced game Fallout 76, but we now have one crucial piece of information about the hotly anticipated title. The game will be set in an alternate history where we get to see what the world would look like if the Arizona Diamondbacks did not win the 2001 World…
Sorry, Drumpf, But Your Hands Are Simply Too Small To Ever Fit Around Your Massive, Girthy Penis!
Greetings, dear Cheeto-In-Chief. I don’t mean to send you into another toddler tantrum, but that seems to be just about impossible these days due to your incredibly fragile ego, so I’m just gonna say it: Mr. Drumpf, your hands are simply too small to ever fit around your massive, girthy penis!
Find Out What Lorne Michaels, Barack Obama, And Meryl Streep Have To Say
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4 Cap’n Crunch Commercials Where Cap’n Crunch Seems Way More Excited About Lunch Meat Than Cereal
Anyone who grew up in the ’90s undoubtedly remembers all the Cap’n Crunch commercials that aired during Saturday-morning cartoons. While most of the ads were super fun, there are a distinct four where Cap’n Crunch seemed way more interested in lunch meat than his own cereal.
Deeply Troubling: It’s Looking Like The Bank Of America Sunglasses This Guy Got For Free Are Gonna Be His Go-To Sunglasses For The Whole Summer
Get ready to be shaken to your core.
Find Out What Ian McKellen, Jon Taffer, And Tucker Carlson Have To Say
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Fed Up: Steve Harvey Is Leaving ‘Family Feud’ After Yet Another Season Went By Without Somebody Noticing That He Got All Dressed Up
Steve Harvey has been delighting guests and viewers alike for nearly a decade as the host of Family Feud, but it looks like this consummate showman has finally had enough. Steve Harvey is leaving Family Feud after yet another season went by without somebody noticing that he went through a lot of effort to get all…
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Big Win For Safety: Dole Will Start Putting Warnings On Its Pineapples To Discourage Customers From Running Back Into Burning Buildings To Save Them
If you’re ready for your daily dose of optimism, check out this story about a company that genuinely cares about its customers: Dole is going to start putting warnings on its pineapples to discourage people from running back into a burning building to save them.
Another Step For Progress: The Scripps National Spelling Bee Will Also Be Ending The Swimsuit Portion Of Its Competition
Following the example set by the Miss America Competition, another major institution has just taken a huge step toward positive change: The Scripps National Spelling Bee will also be ending the swimsuit portion of its competition.
National Crisis: The FBI Just Issued A Nationwide Crime Alert That A Man Once Stole A Big Bag Of Feathers From His Neighbor’s Car In 1995 And That Both The Man And His Neighbor Died Several Years Ago
You might want to exercise a little extra caution as you go about your day today, because the FBI has issued a nationwide crime alert informing all Americans that a man once stole a big bag of feathers from his neighbor’s car in 1995 and that both the man and his neighbor died several years ago.
Its Feminist Message Proves That Women Can Do Anything Men Do As Long As It’s Many Years After The Men And They’ve Added A Fashion Element: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Ocean’s 8’
An all-female spin-off of the iconic ‘Ocean’s’ series,’ Ocean’s 8' is an action-packed thrill ride about a group of highly specialized criminals who join forces to pull off an epic heist. Packed full of celebrity cameos—including an appearance by ‘Ocean’s 11' star Matt Damon—the fun and flashy ensemble movie is sure…
Find Out What Steven Spielberg, Pope Francis, And Keira Knightley Have To Say
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