LifestyleLifestyle5 Celebrities Who Got Their Start As Cap’n Crunch’s Live-In Concubine On Crunch IslandYesterday 12:00PM1Save1Save
NewsNewsA Concert To Remember: Kacey Musgraves Invited Cap’n Crunch To Sing With Her On Stage Last Night Just As A Ruse To Dump Pig Blood On Him And Make The Crowd LaughYesterday 12:00PM3Save3Save
NewsShared from NewsNewsShared from NewsDeath With Dignity: Temple Grandin Has Developed A New Mechanical Restraint System For Humanely Slaughtering Cap’n CrunchYesterday 12:00PM1Save1Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestylePR Nightmare: Cap’n Crunch Went On ‘The Late Late Show’ And Made A Drunken Pass At Zendaya And Then Vomited All Over James Corden’s LapYesterday 11:30AM1Save1Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleDisgusting Privilege: Cap’n Crunch Was Only Forgiven For The ‘Oops! All Berries’ Debacle Because He’s A Straight White ManYesterday 11:00AM1111
Fascinating: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Revealed That The White Thing On Cap’n Crunch’s Face Isn’t A Mustache, They’re Tusks Because His Parents Were Brother And SisterYesterday 11:00AM1Save1Save
BlogShared from LifestyleBlogShared from LifestyleWhen My Ship Was Marooned At Sea, We Resorted To Cannibalism Even Though We Still Had Plenty Of Cap’n Crunch Cereal We Could Have Eaten InsteadYesterday 10:00AM1Save1Save
NewsNewsThe Fairy Tale Ends: Cap’n Crunch And Maxine Waters Have Filed For Divorce After 27 Years Of MarriageYesterday 10:00AM3Save3Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleBody Positivity FTW! Cap’n Crunch Just Became The First Breakfast Cereal Mascot To Show Off His C-Section Scar On A Cereal BoxYesterday 10:00AM1Save1Save
LifestyleLifestyle4 Cap’n Crunch Commercials Where The Cap’n Crashes His Ship Into A House And Starts Going Through All The Drawers Without Crunchatizing AnyoneYesterday 7:00AM2121
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleGood To Know: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Revealed That The Cap’n Uses The Bathroom Outside Like A DogYesterday 7:00AM1Save1Save
Good Call: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Announced That If The Cap’n Ever Lapses Into A Coma They Would Take Him Off Life Support ImmediatelyYesterday 7:00AM1Save1Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleDevastating: This Woman’s Workplace Is So Feminist She Will Never Know Whether She Is Incompetent At Her JobTuesday 1:20PM2Save2Save
NewsNewsA Crisis Of Faith: Pope Francis Has Left The Catholic Church To Worship A Monster Truck He Saw Flatten 30 School BussesTuesday 8:50AM4Save4Save
NewsShared from NewsNewsShared from NewsCompelling Message: Bernie Sanders Has Asked Voters To Consider That, Adjusted For Age, He Is More Sexually Attractive Than Beto O’RourkeMonday 2:20PM1Save1Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleExtremely Irritating: This Annoying Mom Won’t Stop Sending Her Son Emails Every Single Time She Sees Someone From His High School On PornHubMonday 1:50PM1Save1Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleUnforced Error: Elmer’s Glue Just Released An Extremely Body-Negative Series Of Ads As Part Of A New ‘Only Perfect 10s Use Elmer’s’ CampaignFriday 9:00AM9Save9Save
LifestyleLifestyleShameful Bullying: Cruel Kids At School Are Laughing At This Boy Just Because His Name Is Boner Von Rimjob And His Pants Fell Down During His Solo Tuba Recital5/02/19 11:45AM8Save8Save
LifestyleLifestyleSo Kind: When This Group Of Middle School Boys Saw An Old Man Sitting Alone At A Restaurant, They Generously Informed Him Of All The Things He Be Lookin’ Like5/02/19 11:14AM9Save9Save
LifestyleShared from LifestyleLifestyleShared from LifestyleDon’t Judge A Book By Its Cover: This Town Was Scared Of An Undead Clown That Chops People Apart With Its Axe, Until They Learned It Only Kills Those Who Have Committed The Sin Of Lust5/02/19 8:30AM5Save5Save