In an age when genuine acts of corporate responsibility are few and far between, one of the biggest names in the gum industry just boldly opted to put its reputation on the line with a refreshingly transparent admission: Juicy Fruit has announced that the white dust on their sticks of gum is regular-ass dust, and if…

For some reason, a bunch of unaccompanied toddlers came to my grandma’s funeral last week. It’s still unclear where their parents were or how they knew my grandma, but they were all grieving very hard, to the point where it was a huge distraction. Here’s a list of all the toddlers who showed up at my grandma’s funeral…

Almost four years after winning Best Actor at the Academy Awards for his performance in The Theory Of Everything, it looks like the film’s leading man is ready for an encore: Eddie Redmayne just announced that he’s going to start acting like he’s paralyzed again.

The New York Times may be one of the biggest institutions in American journalism, but that doesn’t make the paper immune to mistakes: This morning, the NYT owned up to a major blunder when it issued an apology for its one-sentence Stan Lee obituary that simply read, “His head fell off.”

There’s an air of mystery in the halls of Monte Vista Elementary today, where rumors are swirling around one fifth grader in particular who, it seems, very well may have had something heavy go down in his life: Nathan just showed up at school two hours late wearing a suit.

Harry Potter fans, brace yourselves, because there’s been a major update to the story of the Boy Who Lived, and it is going to make your day: J.K. Rowling has revealed that she herself once snuck into Hogwarts to steal Snape’s underwear and then sold it to perverts on Craigslist for $15 each.

Every day, the Perk Me Up coffee shop is shrouded in a veil of mystery. Even the keenest minds have no answer to this inscrutable puzzle: Where does this café get the six pastries it has for sale every morning?

It isn’t always easy to cut through the bullshit and find out what’s truly worth listening to, so we did it for you: Here are the 20 best podcasts about crabs and crabbing that have debuted in 2018.

Frodo’s long journey to Mordor to destroy the Ring and bring peace to all of Middle-earth wasn’t an easy one. But luckily for him, Gandalf was always there to lift his spirits whenever he felt down. Here are five times Gandalf tried to cheer up a despondent Frodo Baggins with stories from Warped Tour.

If you’re crazy about Lisa Kudrow, today is your lucky day: We ranked her at #1 on this list of history’s most influential female scientists.

Now, I’m no rookie when it comes to getting holes filled, but every once in a while a golf course will get the best of me. Here are five of the toughest par 3’s this dusty old slut has ever played.

Things were going pretty smoothly for the last two hours at the Reginald County Playhouse in Keene, New Hampshire, but now that the cast has taken its final bow, danger is imminent for this family, which has about 30 seconds to get Grandpa to the car before he starts making inappropriate comments about the production…