Poor Guy: Dad Hasn’t Stopped Crying Since He Found Out The Mother’s Day Song He Wrote For Grandma In 2012 Wasn’t One Of Pitchfork’s Top 200 Songs Of The Decade

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

2:15 PM

So Awesome: This Couple Cut Into Their Gender Reveal Cake And A Swarm Of Locusts Flew Out To Indicate Their Baby Will Be An Old Man Who Eats Them Immediately After Being Born

1:30 PM

Not Fooling Anyone: This Middle Schooler Who’s Loudly Claiming He Already Lost His Virginity Obviously Doesn’t Realize Everyone Can See His Chastity Belt

4:20 PM

Ultimate Endurance Challenge: We’re Doing 5 Laps Around This List Of Harry Styles Photos

2:00 PM

Absolutely Adorable: This 4-Year-Old’s Hero Is The Centaur That Comes Out Of The Woods To Eat His Family’s Garbage

11:45 AM

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

11:30 AM

4 Times Oprah Winfrey Forgot To Arrange Prizes For Her Audience So She Just Gave Away Some Of Her Hair

12:19 PM

‘Etienne Is NO MAN’S Fool’: Etienne Is Going Completely Apeshit On This Bakery’s Cashier For Trying To Charge Him $4.50 For A Bear Claw

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10/28/19

Clearly Fishing For Compliments: Bernie Sanders Just Posted A Sad Twitter Rant About How He Doesn’t Think He’s Cute Enough To Be President

11:30 AM

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

1:05 PM

Feminism FTW! Mattel Just Added Diotima Of Mantinea To Their ‘Who The Fuck Were They—Women In History’ Doll Collection

11:15 AM

Whose Mouth Is This?

1:45 PM

Unfair Advantage: Wealthy Families Are Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Have Men Chuck Apples At Their Kids’ Heads If They Aren’t Studying

1:30 PM

Awesome: West Elm Has Released An Extremely Uncomfortable Pull-Out Couch So Friends Who Come Over Don’t Get Any Ideas About Staying The Night

12:40 PM

Remember Partygoer #4 From ‘Dawson’s Creek’?: 5 Bit Roles Osama Bin Laden Played Before 9/11 Made Him A Star

11:20 AM

Yikes: A New Study Shows That Open-Plan Offices Decrease Productivity For All Employees Except For The Most Annoying Guy There

12:43 PM

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

10:40 AM

Go Easy On Him: Your Son Is Embarrassed Enough As It Is After Getting Caught Practicing Kissing With The Dog

12:15 PM

Latest Attack: The Islamic State Has Reluctantly Claimed Credit For A Crying Man Who Threw A Flip-Flop At The Presidential Motorcade, Missed, Then Shit His Pants

So Awesome: This Couple Cut Into Their Gender Reveal Cake And A Swarm Of Locusts Flew Out To Indicate Their Baby Will Be An Old Man Who Eats Them Imme...

Not Fooling Anyone: This Middle Schooler Who’s Loudly Claiming He Already Lost His Virginity Obviously Doesn’t Realize...

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Th...

This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘The Terminator’

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This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘Moulin Rouge’

Poor Guy: Dad Hasn’t Stopped Crying Since He Found Out The Mother’s Day Song He Wrote For Grandma In 2012 Wasn’t One Of Pitchfork’s Top 200 Songs Of The Decade

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

So Awesome: This Couple Cut Into Their Gender Reveal Cake And A Swarm Of Locusts Flew Out To Indicate Their Baby Will Be An Old Man Who Eats Them Immediately After Being Born

Not Fooling Anyone: This Middle Schooler Who’s Loudly Claiming He Already Lost His Virginity Obviously Doesn’t Realize Everyone Can See His Chastity Belt

Ultimate Endurance Challenge: We’re Doing 5 Laps Around This List Of Harry Styles Photos

Absolutely Adorable: This 4-Year-Old’s Hero Is The Centaur That Comes Out Of The Woods To Eat His Family’s Garbage

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

4 Times Oprah Winfrey Forgot To Arrange Prizes For Her Audience So She Just Gave Away Some Of Her Hair

‘Etienne Is NO MAN’S Fool’: Etienne Is Going Completely Apeshit On This Bakery’s Cashier For Trying To Charge Him $4.50 For A Bear Claw

Clearly Fishing For Compliments: Bernie Sanders Just Posted A Sad Twitter Rant About How He Doesn’t Think He’s Cute Enough To Be President

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

Feminism FTW! Mattel Just Added Diotima Of Mantinea To Their ‘Who The Fuck Were They—Women In History’ Doll Collection

Whose Mouth Is This?

Unfair Advantage: Wealthy Families Are Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Have Men Chuck Apples At Their Kids’ Heads If They Aren’t Studying

Awesome: West Elm Has Released An Extremely Uncomfortable Pull-Out Couch So Friends Who Come Over Don’t Get Any Ideas About Staying The Night

Remember Partygoer #4 From ‘Dawson’s Creek’?: 5 Bit Roles Osama Bin Laden Played Before 9/11 Made Him A Star

Yikes: A New Study Shows That Open-Plan Offices Decrease Productivity For All Employees Except For The Most Annoying Guy There

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

Go Easy On Him: Your Son Is Embarrassed Enough As It Is After Getting Caught Practicing Kissing With The Dog

Latest Attack: The Islamic State Has Reluctantly Claimed Credit For A Crying Man Who Threw A Flip-Flop At The Presidential Motorcade, Missed, Then Shit His Pants

So Awesome: This Couple Cut Into Their Gender Reveal Cake And A Swarm Of Locusts Flew Out To Indicate Their Baby Will Be An Old Man Who Eats Them Imme...

Not Fooling Anyone: This Middle Schooler Who’s Loudly Claiming He Already Lost His Virginity Obviously Doesn’t Realize...

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Th...

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

Not Fooling Anyone: This Middle Schooler Who’s Loudly Claiming He Already Lost His Virginity Obviously Doesn’t Realize Everyone Ca...

So Awesome: This Couple Cut Into Their Gender Reveal Cake And A Swarm Of Locusts Flew Out To Indicate Their Baby Will Be An Old Ma...

Poor Guy: Dad Hasn’t Stopped Crying Since He Found Out The Mother’s Day Song He Wrote For Grandma In 2012 Wasn’t One Of Pitchfork’s Top 200 Songs Of The Decade

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

So Awesome: This Couple Cut Into Their Gender Reveal Cake And A Swarm Of Locusts Flew Out To Indicate Their Baby Will Be An Old Man Who Eats Them Immediately After Being Born

Not Fooling Anyone: This Middle Schooler Who’s Loudly Claiming He Already Lost His Virginity Obviously Doesn’t Realize Everyone Can See His Chastity Belt

Ultimate Endurance Challenge: We’re Doing 5 Laps Around This List Of Harry Styles Photos

Absolutely Adorable: This 4-Year-Old’s Hero Is The Centaur That Comes Out Of The Woods To Eat His Family’s Garbage

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

4 Times Oprah Winfrey Forgot To Arrange Prizes For Her Audience So She Just Gave Away Some Of Her Hair

‘Etienne Is NO MAN’S Fool’: Etienne Is Going Completely Apeshit On This Bakery’s Cashier For Trying To Charge Him $4.50 For A Bear Claw

Clearly Fishing For Compliments: Bernie Sanders Just Posted A Sad Twitter Rant About How He Doesn’t Think He’s Cute Enough To Be President

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

Feminism FTW! Mattel Just Added Diotima Of Mantinea To Their ‘Who The Fuck Were They—Women In History’ Doll Collection

Whose Mouth Is This?

Unfair Advantage: Wealthy Families Are Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Have Men Chuck Apples At Their Kids’ Heads If They Aren’t Studying

Awesome: West Elm Has Released An Extremely Uncomfortable Pull-Out Couch So Friends Who Come Over Don’t Get Any Ideas About Staying The Night

Remember Partygoer #4 From ‘Dawson’s Creek’?: 5 Bit Roles Osama Bin Laden Played Before 9/11 Made Him A Star

Yikes: A New Study Shows That Open-Plan Offices Decrease Productivity For All Employees Except For The Most Annoying Guy There

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

Go Easy On Him: Your Son Is Embarrassed Enough As It Is After Getting Caught Practicing Kissing With The Dog

Latest Attack: The Islamic State Has Reluctantly Claimed Credit For A Crying Man Who Threw A Flip-Flop At The Presidential Motorcade, Missed, Then Shit His Pants