Heads up, health nuts! The Food and Drug Administration just delivered a major announcement that you’re going to want to know about: The FDA now recommends trying this oatmeal stout they think you would like.
A family from Eau Claire, WI is currently experiencing a baffling and unsettling situation in the middle of its interstate road trip. After just 15 minutes in the car, 9-year-old Brandon Francis just started pissing into a bottle without even asking his parents to find a bathroom or anything.
Now here’s a huge victory for environmentalism that anyone who cares about our planet is certain to be thrilled by: Scientists just cut down the world’s oldest tree after it went over 5,000 years without giving us a single goddamn apple.
No one ever wants to put in a new tampon, but sometimes it can actually be worth the inconvenience. Here are five reasons to consider changing your tampon.
If you’re tired of all the negative stories in the news these days, here’s something that’ll make you smile for a change: When this town discovered one of its neighbors was walking 70 miles a day to masturbate in the forest, it came together and bought him a Lamborghini so he could drive there in style!
Buckle up, because it looks like this Northwood High School 10th-grade health class is about to enter some seriously uncharted territory: Mrs. Jennings just announced that her classroom is a judgment-free zone.
Excuse me, sir? If we could have but a moment of your time! Forgive our boldness, might we interest you in a miraculous enlargement of the penis?
Firefighters, we know you see cool-ass fire shit all the time. Take this quiz to tell us which of these awesome things you’ve experienced while fighting a fire!
This is so upsetting. You hate to see this kind of thing.
J.K. Rowling is famous for her bombshell announcements about her own beloved literary characters, but this time, it looks like she might have taken things one step too far: This morning Rowling fired off a series of tweets announcing that Daenerys from Game Of Thrones has Crohn’s disease.
Plenty of companies are happy to play it safe when it comes to their marketing strategies, but the maker of one of America’s most popular odor-eliminating products has decided to take a seriously bold risk in an attempt to boost its brand: Febreze has launched a new line of guns that you can shoot your dog with if it…
This is such an incredibly nice thing to do for someone who is struggling.
Second Amendment fans, yell the number “two” and the word “gun” into your nearest bullhorn, because this is a big way to showing the liberals that guns can be used for the GOOD type of killing. Wellllll, here’s why: The body went dead after it got the BLAMMO, and all thanks to: THE GUN.
Hey now, slow your roll there, chief. I don’t know what you think this is, but there’s no way in hell that you’re dating my little angel until you tell me which ‘Sailor Moon’ character you are first. Now go ahead and get comfortable so we can start this quiz.
Luke and Owen Wilson may be most well-known for their acting, but a cursory look at their Venmo feeds suggests that they’ve been up to a whole lot more than just movies. Here are seven Venmo transactions that make it seem like the two brothers have been practicing dentistry on each other.
Well, well, well, would you look who’s come crawling back with their tail between their legs. Not so high and mighty now, are you? It appears that the filthy public toilet stall you thought you were too good for turned out to be your best option.
Not so picky now, are you? Take a seat on this grimy toilet, because…