Making It Work: This Unhappily Married Couple Has Decided Not To Divorce For The Sake Of The Guy Who’s Stuck In Their Chimney

When a marriage is no longer working, couples are sadly faced with the tough decision of whether to stay together out or call it quits, and that decision isn’t always perfectly cut-and-dry. No couple on Earth understands those hard decisions better than this unhappily married couple who has decided not to divorce for…

Body Positivity FTW! 5 Empowering Celebrity Quotes About How Your Body’s Bulbus Secondary Gorb-Receptor Is Beautiful Even If It Is Not Perfectly Square

If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and felt bad that your secondary gorb-receptor doesn’t look as square as the secondary gorb-receptors you see on models in magazines, you’re not alone. Mainstream body standards have such a long way to go! As a healthy reminder that all body types are beautiful, here are five

An Authentic Experience: Peloton Is Manufacturing An Indoor Exercise Bike That Will Have The Exact The Same Rate Of Accidental Death As Riding A Bike Outside

Peloton, the fitness-focused company that took the country by storm with its series of high-tech exercise bikes, is raising the bar yet again with a new product that will make at-home workouts more immersive than ever: Peloton just announced that they will be manufacturing an indoor exercise bike that will have the…

Terrifying: This Ordinary Family Man Was Suddenly Activated As A Clandestine Sleeper Agent For The CIA’s Accounting Department

If you weren’t already paranoid about the extent to which shadowy government organizations lurk in the background of our everyday lives, here’s a terrifying story to convince you: This ordinary family man was suddenly activated as a clandestine sleeper agent for the CIA’s accounting department.

Truly chilling. Imagine…

Beautiful: Jerry Stiller Called This Terminally Ill Child At 3 A.M. Last Night To Tell Her An Idea He Had For A New Type Of Sushi Roll

Add Jerry Stiller to our list of coolest celebrities in Hollywood, because he just committed an act of kindness that will take your breath away: The extremely generous actor took time out of his busy schedule to call a terminally ill child in the middle of the night to tell her an idea for a new type of sushi roll…

Encouraging Teamwork: ‘Apex Legends’ Has A Button That Lets Players Easily Announce They Have Diarrhea And Won’t Be Shooting Anyone For A Few Minutes 

Apex Legends has quickly become the hottest new battle royale game on the market, and one of its best features is an innovative ping system that makes communication a breeze. Teamwork is easy in Apex Legends because the game has a button to announce you have diarrhea and will be too busy sitting on your toilet to…

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