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A Major W For Men: Men’s Wearhouse Will Now Let You Have Your Suit Fitted While Under Anesthesia

A Major W For Men: Men’s Wearhouse Will Now Let You Have Your Suit Fitted While Under Anesthesia

March 25, 2026

If you are a man, get ready to stand up and cheer, because one of the most important clothing stores in the world just announced…

About Time! Tampax Has Introduced A Tampon With A String Long Enough That The Judge Can Pull Out Your Tampon From Their Bench When You’re On Jury Duty

About Time! Tampax Has Introduced A Tampon With A String Long Enough That The Judge Can Pull Out Your Tampon From Their Bench When You’re On Jury Duty

March 18, 2026

Incredible: Hanes Has Released A Line Of Socks That Are Already Covered In Dog Hair And Little Pieces Of Cereal That You Can Wear To Your Friend’s Lowkey Disgusting House

Incredible: Hanes Has Released A Line Of Socks That Are Already Covered In Dog Hair And Little Pieces Of Cereal That You Can Wear To Your Friend’s Lowkey Disgusting House

March 17, 2026

Toxic Masculinity At Its Worst: This Man’s Body Has A Penis And Testicles Hanging Right Off Of It

Toxic Masculinity At Its Worst: This Man’s Body Has A Penis And Testicles Hanging Right Off Of It

March 17, 2026

A Wise And Worldly Woman: This 25-Year-Old Is Divorced

A Wise And Worldly Woman: This 25-Year-Old Is Divorced

March 16, 2026

Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines

Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines

March 11, 2026

The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Just Revealed That Voldemort Came Back To Life, Used A Spell To Lift Will Smith’s 10-Year Oscar Ban, And Then Died Again

The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Just Revealed That Voldemort Came Back To Life, Used A Spell To Lift Will Smith’s 10-Year Oscar Ban, And Then Died Again

March 11, 2026