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Heartbreaking For Star Wars Fans: George Lucas Has Revealed That You Would Have To Lick Jabba The Hutt Over 100 Times To Get Any Sort Of Buzz Whatsoever

Heartbreaking For Star Wars Fans: George Lucas Has Revealed That You Would Have To Lick Jabba The Hutt Over 100 Times To Get Any Sort Of Buzz Whatsoever

April 7, 2026

For generations, Star Wars fans have been absolutely certain that licking Jabba The Hutt would induce an intense psychedelic experience akin to taking several tabs…

Another Misstep: The DOJ Has Added A Dating Section To The Epstein Files Where The People Implicated In Them Can Flirt With Each Other

Another Misstep: The DOJ Has Added A Dating Section To The Epstein Files Where The People Implicated In Them Can Flirt With Each Other

April 7, 2026

The Pokémon Strategy: This Funeral Home Is Offering The Chance To Score A Limited Holographic Prayer Card Of Your Deceased Loved One With Every Wake

The Pokémon Strategy: This Funeral Home Is Offering The Chance To Score A Limited Holographic Prayer Card Of Your Deceased Loved One With Every Wake

April 6, 2026

Heartbreaking: The Smart Fridge Is Cyberbullying Mom

Heartbreaking: The Smart Fridge Is Cyberbullying Mom

April 1, 2026

Beautiful: This Woman Just Slowed Her Pace Down A Little As She Passed An Extremely Old Man On The Sidewalk So He Doesn’t Feel As Slow

Beautiful: This Woman Just Slowed Her Pace Down A Little As She Passed An Extremely Old Man On The Sidewalk So He Doesn’t Feel As Slow

March 31, 2026

A Rare Glimpse Into His Personal Life: Pikachu Just Said ‘Divorced Pikachu’

A Rare Glimpse Into His Personal Life: Pikachu Just Said ‘Divorced Pikachu’

March 30, 2026

Awesome: Trader Joe’s Raised Their Parking Lot Speed Limit To 70 MPH

Awesome: Trader Joe’s Raised Their Parking Lot Speed Limit To 70 MPH

March 25, 2026