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Everything Is So Disgusting Right Now

Everything Is So Disgusting Right Now

August 28, 2018

Disenchantment None Sometimes with the grind of everyday life it can be hard to find the time to think about anything other than plowing fields,…

In Life, There Is Nothing More Difficult Than When You Drop Something On The Ground

In Life, There Is Nothing More Difficult Than When You Drop Something On The Ground

August 27, 2018

Jousting Is Great And All, But There’s Got To Be A Better Way For Us To Entertain Ourselves That Doesn’t Involve Riding A Horse Full-Speed Into Someone And Then Getting Hit By A Huge Wooden Stick

Jousting Is Great And All, But There’s Got To Be A Better Way For Us To Entertain Ourselves That Doesn’t Involve Riding A Horse Full-Speed Into Someone And Then Getting Hit By A Huge Wooden Stick

August 16, 2018

While I Don’t Relish Gutting Newspaper Payrolls, Unfortunately Sometimes It’s Necessary So That I Can Have Slightly More Money

While I Don’t Relish Gutting Newspaper Payrolls, Unfortunately Sometimes It’s Necessary So That I Can Have Slightly More Money

July 27, 2018

I Didn’t Spend $150,000 Saving A Squirrel’s Life So It Could Live In Trump’s America

I Didn’t Spend $150,000 Saving A Squirrel’s Life So It Could Live In Trump’s America

July 16, 2018

Calling All Resistance Members! Roe V. Wade Is In DANGER! We Need YOU To Yell At JILL STEIN About The 2016 Election!

Calling All Resistance Members! Roe V. Wade Is In DANGER! We Need YOU To Yell At JILL STEIN About The 2016 Election!

June 28, 2018

I’m Proud Of President Trump For Replacing The Un-American Practice Of Family Separation With The Profoundly American Practice Of Mass Incarceration (By Mitch McConnell)

I’m Proud Of President Trump For Replacing The Un-American Practice Of Family Separation With The Profoundly American Practice Of Mass Incarceration (By Mitch McConnell)

June 21, 2018