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Next Time You See An Old Person Alone At A Restaurant, Know That It Would Mean The World To Them If You Ate Them Out Right There Under The Table

Next Time You See An Old Person Alone At A Restaurant, Know That It Would Mean The World To Them If You Ate Them Out Right There Under The Table

November 27, 2018

Marcus Knuppel None The sight of an elderly person eating by themselves in public can be simply heartbreaking. It’s often a stark reminder that as…

Every Father Looks Forward To The Day He Can Grind With His Second Wife To ‘Love Shack’ At His Daughter’s Wedding

Every Father Looks Forward To The Day He Can Grind With His Second Wife To ‘Love Shack’ At His Daughter’s Wedding

November 7, 2018

I’m No Expert, But Elevators Should Do Other Things

I’m No Expert, But Elevators Should Do Other Things

October 29, 2018

I Am Still Hungover From The 2009 Beer Summit (by Barack Obama)

I Am Still Hungover From The 2009 Beer Summit (by Barack Obama)

October 4, 2018

America’s Middle Class Is Being Erased By Income Inequality Like The Scientists Erased From Existence After The Clone-otaur Changes The Past In My Screenplay ‘Chronotaur 3: Hoof Of History’

America’s Middle Class Is Being Erased By Income Inequality Like The Scientists Erased From Existence After The Clone-otaur Changes The Past In My Screenplay ‘Chronotaur 3: Hoof Of History’

September 21, 2018

I Love My Children, But Not Enough To Make Them Corn On The Cob

I Love My Children, But Not Enough To Make Them Corn On The Cob

September 7, 2018

Sasha And Malia Refuse To Smoke Cigarettes With Me, So I Will Never Speak To Them Again (By Barack Obama)

Sasha And Malia Refuse To Smoke Cigarettes With Me, So I Will Never Speak To Them Again (By Barack Obama)

September 5, 2018