Welcome! We’re sure you have a lot of questions about our website, and, well, here’s everything you need to know:
What is ClickHole?
ClickHole is the latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet.
What is the goal of ClickHole?
Let’s be honest: Today, the average website carelessly churns out hundreds of pieces of pandering, misleading content, most of which tragically fall short of going viral.
At ClickHole, we refuse to stand for this. We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral. You see, we don’t think anything on the internet should ever have to settle for mere tens of thousands of pageviews. We believe that each and every article—whether about pop culture, politics, internet trends, or social justice—should be clicked on and shared by hundreds of millions of internet users before they can even comprehend what they just read.
ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral.
Who is ClickHole’s audience?
We don’t like to put any sort of limitation on who we can reach! Instead, ClickHole prefers to think of you and every other person on earth as nothing more than an empty vessel existing purely to share content with other empty vessels. If every vessel does its part, we can make sure our children inherit a world free from non-viral content.
Where does ClickHole get its content?
ClickHole staff members don’t write or produce any of the articles, quizzes, lists, or videos that appear on our website. Instead, through the miraculous process of spontaneous genesis, new pieces of content constantly materialize onto our website of their own will.
Where did the name ClickHole come from? Does it have any relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole starring Billy Dee Williams?
The name ClickHole actually has no relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole because that movie does not exist.
How can I see ClickHole’s latest updates?
ClickHole shares the gift of new content by regularly updating our accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and the other 854,640 social media websites.
Do I need any specific tech requirements to view ClickHole?
No. ClickHole can be viewed on any computer, tablet, or mobile device. However, ClickHole does require a strict business professional dress code.
Can I submit to ClickHole?
ClickHole does not accept unsolicited submissions in this or any of the infinite diverging branches of reality.
When I visited ClickHole my computer vanished. What should I do about that?
Don’t worry; visits to ClickHole frequently cause personal computers to disintegrate. Your machine should reappear on the outskirts of the Mojave Desert in seven to 10 days.
What if I don’t know how to click? Can I still visit ClickHole?
Our team is hard at work on a version of ClickHole that can be navigated using only the power of your mind. Until then, you can learn how to click on our content using the handy guide below:
Editor In Chief: Matt Powers
Head Writer Of Video: Noah Prestwich
Head Writer Of Prose: Adam Levine
Associate Editor/Senior Writer: Steve Etheridge
Staff Writers: Alex Blechman, Jewel Galbraith, Chris Gilman, Sofía Manfredi
Managing Editor: Daniel Davis
Editorial Coordinator: Jessye McGarry
Writing Fellows: Julie Greiner, Jake Jorgensen
Writers At Large: Jacy Catlin, Matt Schultz, Lauren Thomas
Senior Contributing Writers: Rajat Suresh, Grace Thomas
Contributing Writers: Gerardo Delgado, Joseph Garcia, Bennett Kleinman, Rob Knoll, Sam Saulsbury
Contributors: Jon Alcabes, Jake Bender, John Bender, Cameron Bradford, Nick Ciarelli, River Clegg, Ethan David, Shelby Enlow, Claire Favret, Ian Fletcher, Ashley Glicken, Christian Hayden, Cole Hersh, Skyler Higley, Joe Hospodor, Rachel Kaly, Madeline Kaplan, Ben Kling, Joe Kwaczala, Gabriel Laks, Jeremy Levick, Jacob Levy, Louis Lucero, David McQuary, Jon Millstein, Maureen Monahan, Hunter Nelson, Keenan Novi, Zoe Pearl, Donald Plattner, Blythe Roberson, Lauren Schwein, Chris Scott, Cory Snearowski, Michelle Spies, Mark Steinbach, Margaret Williams, Hannah Wolansky
Chicago (Corporate Headquarters)
Phone: 312-751-0503 | Fax: 312-751-4137
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Frequently Asked Questions
How can I contact ClickHole?
Click here for information on contacting ClickHole. Please note that unsolicited bulk email, email attachments, and junk email of any kind are not accepted, and will be filtered and immediately discarded upon receipt.
Can I submit articles or ideas to ClickHole?
No, ClickHole does not accept outside submissions of any kind. We will not respond to any unsolicited submissions.
How can I work for ClickHole?
Onion Inc. regularly posts new openings on the Careers section of our website. On the exceedingly rare occasions that there are openings for editorial positions, those opportunities will be posted on our Careers page as well.
Please do not send résumés unless specifically told to do so in a job listing. Any unsolicited résumés will be immediately discarded.
What if I have feedback on a ClickHole article?
Please send all concerns to email@example.com. ClickHole cannot guarantee a response to any feedback to its content.
What if I want to sue ClickHole?
Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. ClickHole uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. ClickHole is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
What if I want to advertise with ClickHole?
Please send all advertising inquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please specify the business you would like to advertise, and the appropriate advertising sales representative will get back to you promptly. For more information regarding advertising opportunities with ClickHole, please consult our Media Kit.
I’m a member of a lesser media organization and I want to cover ClickHole. How do I do that?
Please send all inquiries to email@example.com.
How can I bring ClickHole to my event?
The writers and editors of ClickHole and its sister sites are available for speaking engagements at universities, conferences, and festivals. Please send all inquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org.