Welcome! We’re sure you have a lot of questions about our website, and, well, here’s everything you need to know:
ClickHole is the latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet.
Let’s be honest: Today, the average website carelessly churns out hundreds of pieces of pandering, misleading content, most of which tragically fall short of going viral.
At ClickHole, we refuse to stand for this. We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral. You see, we don’t think anything on the internet should ever have to settle for mere tens of thousands of pageviews. We believe that each and every article—whether about pop culture, politics, internet trends, or social justice—should be clicked on and shared by hundreds of millions of internet users before they can even comprehend what they just read.
ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral.
We don’t like to put any sort of limitation on who we can reach! Instead, ClickHole prefers to think of you and every other person on earth as nothing more than an empty vessel existing purely to share content with other empty vessels. If every vessel does its part, we can make sure our children inherit a world free from non-viral content.
ClickHole staff members don’t write or produce any of the articles, quizzes, lists, or videos that appear on our website. Instead, through the miraculous process of spontaneous genesis, new pieces of content constantly materialize onto our website of their own will.
Where did the name ClickHole come from? Does it have any relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole starring Billy Dee Williams?
The name ClickHole actually has no relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole because that movie does not exist.
ClickHole shares the gift of new content by regularly updating our accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and the other 854,640 social media websites.
No. ClickHole can be viewed on any computer, tablet, or mobile device. However, ClickHole does require a strict business professional dress code.
ClickHole does not accept unsolicited submissions in this or any of the infinite diverging branches of reality.
Don’t worry; visits to ClickHole frequently cause personal computers to disintegrate. Your machine should reappear on the outskirts of the Mojave Desert in seven to 10 days.
Our team is hard at work on a version of ClickHole that can be navigated using only the power of your mind. Until then, you can learn how to click on our content using the handy guide below:
Editor in Chief: Steve Etheridge
Head Writer: Adam Levine
Associate Editor: Jewel Galbraith
Staff Writer: Jessye McGarry
Writer At Large: Jacy Catlin
Senior Contributing Writers: Julie Greiner, Jake Jorgensen, Matt Schultz, Rajat Suresh
Contributing Writers: Gerardo Delgado, Joseph Garcia, Rob Knoll, Sam Saulsbury
Contributors: Jon Alcabes, Nick Ciarelli, Ethan David, Claire Favret, Ashley Glicken, Christian Hayden, Skyler Higley, Rachel Kaly, Madeline Kaplan, Ben Kleinman, Gabriel Laks, Jeremy Levick, Jacob Levy, Louis Lucero II, David McQuary, Maureen Monahan, Sydney Olshan, Chris Scott, Shelby Slauer, Cory Snearowski, Michelle Spies, Margaret Williams, Hannah Wolansky
Director of Strategic Partnerships: Chelsea Onik
Science Advisor: Chris Sinchok
Chicago (Corporate Headquarters)
Phone: 312-751-0503 | Fax: 312-751-4137
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No, ClickHole does not accept outside submissions of any kind. We will not respond to any unsolicited submissions.
ClickHole is not hiring at this time.
Please send all concerns to firstname.lastname@example.org. ClickHole cannot guarantee a response to any feedback to its content.
Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. ClickHole uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. ClickHole is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
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