The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That She Herself Once Snuck Into Hogwarts To Steal Snape’s Underwear And Then Sold It To Perverts On Craigslist For $15 Each

Harry Potter fans, brace yourselves, because there’s been a major update to the story of the Boy Who Lived, and it is going to make your day: J.K. Rowling has revealed that she herself once snuck into Hogwarts to steal Snape’s underwear and then sold it to perverts on Craigslist for $15 each.

Danger Imminent: This Family Has About 30 Seconds To Get Grandpa To The Car Before He Starts Making Inappropriate Comments About The Production Of ‘Hairspray’ They Just Saw

Things were going pretty smoothly for the last two hours at the Reginald County Playhouse in Keene, New Hampshire, but now that the cast has taken its final bow, danger is imminent for this family, which has about 30 seconds to get Grandpa to the car before he starts making inappropriate comments about the production…

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