The Inventory

7 Fjords I Would Like To Take Your Family To See Without You

2/18/19 11:50AM

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Jumping The Gun: This Kid On A Road Trip Just Started Pissing Into A Bottle Without Even Asking His Parents To Find Him A Bathroom Or Anything

9/18/18 10:45AM

Big-Dicked King Of The Skies: This Man Just Picked Up Some Rolos And A Mango Naked Juice From The Airport’s CNBC Store

6/29/18 10:05AM

Flying Safety FTW! American Airlines Will Be Placing A Weapon Under The Seat Of Each Passenger To Be Used In The Event Of An All-Out Battle Royale

Vacation Ruined: 5 People Who Seemed To Know Dad Really Well When We Accidentally Wound Up In Amsterdam’s Red-Light District

4/23/18 10:00AM

PR Disaster: United Airlines Has Apologized To A Passenger After The Bomb In His Suitcase Was Destroyed Mid-Flight

4/16/18 10:22AM

Bad News, Travelers: Thousands Of Flights Are Delayed Due To A Plane Hitting A Deer Somewhere Over Iowa

1/16/18 10:39AM

Try Guinea Pig Then Act Surprised Like You Never Ate Your Son’s Pet Guinea Pig Before, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Lima

10/03/17 11:46AM

Visit Jerry Sandusky At His Prison Cell In The Torre De Belém, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Lisbon

9/01/17 11:51AM

Catch The Orca Show At The Louvre, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Paris

8/11/17 11:39PM

Get Your Ass Kicked At The Gandhi Memorial, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In New Delhi

8/08/17 12:18PM

It’s Called ‘Columbusing,’ And It’s The Latest Teen Craze That Has Kids Sailing The Globe In Search Of Spice

8/01/17 11:40AM

Use The Internet To See If ‘Homestar Runner’ Is Censored, And 4 Other Tips For A Perfect Day In Hong Kong

7/28/17 11:58AM

Claim The Hagia Sophia As Your Own Private Shed For All Your Landscaping Equipment, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Istanbul

7/19/17 11:40AM

Reignite The Falklands War And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Buenos Aires

At Long Last: Waze Is Adding A Feature That Reroutes You To Drive Past The Trucks Transporting Horses

7/12/17 11:41AM

Pay Your Respects At Chef Boyardee’s Mausoleum, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Rome

6/28/17 12:05PM

Just For Them: NASA Is Sending Astronauts To The Moon But As A Personal Thing That Will Not Involve Any Research

6/28/17 12:04PM

6 Bed And Breakfasts That Ewan McGregor Stayed At Once, Ranked By How Much They Lean On That In Their Advertising

6/26/17 11:49AM

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