11/4/1910:50 AMNews11/4/19News11/4/19Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts4
9/20/1910:55 AM9/20/19Stunning Intelligence: For The First Time Ever, Scientists Have Observed A Chimpanzee Blow Up A Human Child With Its Mind4
9/12/192:00 PM9/12/19Major Setback: NASA Has Cancelled Plans To Go To Mars Because They Can't Find Anything Cute To Wear6
8/22/191:05 PM8/22/19Nature’s Perfect Design: Scientists Believe That Studying Woodpeckers Could Totally Revolutionize The Way We Bash Trees Apart With Our Heads To Find Bugs3
8/8/192:00 PM8/8/19Incredible Breakthrough: Researchers At The Mayo Clinic Have Successfully Switched A Man With A Moose5
6/13/191:15 PMNews6/13/19News6/13/19Incredible Breakthrough: MIT Scientists Have Successfully Swapped The Brain Of A Man With An Almond1
4/16/192:30 PMLifestyle4/16/19Lifestyle4/16/19Science FTW! NASA Just Posted A Tweet Announcing That They’re Thinking About Doing A Lunar Eclipse Tonight If There’s Any Interest5
4/11/192:20 PMNews4/11/19News4/11/19Devastating Setback: Elon Musk Has Murdered His Lemon With Legs After It Kicked Him In The Groin5
4/1/1911:30 AMLifestyle4/1/19Lifestyle4/1/19Science FTW! The Hubble Space Telescope Found A $20 Bill2
12/10/182:55 PMLifestyle12/10/18Lifestyle12/10/18Amazing Discovery: Researchers Have Found That Middle Aged Women Who Believe Home Is Where The Heart Is Are 10 Times More Likely To Live Laugh Love1
11/28/1812:34 PMNews11/28/18News11/28/18Science Win: Anthropologists Now Believe Neanderthals Had Big Stupid Grins On Their Faces Pretty Much All The Time1
11/12/1810:59 AMLifestyle11/12/18Lifestyle11/12/18A Little Something For The Lisa Kudrow Fans: We Ranked Lisa Kudrow No. 1 On This List Of Most Influential Female Scientists2
11/8/1810:57 AMNews11/8/18News11/8/18Incredible Breakthrough: Medical Researchers At Harvard Have Discovered A Way To Put A Dead Patient’s Brain In The Microwave While They Have Sex With Each Other On The Floor2
9/25/1812:05 PMNews9/25/18News9/25/18Stunning Revelation: A 10-Year Sleep Study At Princeton Has Revealed That Dreaming Is Your Brain’s Way Of Thinking About Weird Stuff1
9/24/1812:30 PMNews9/24/18News9/24/18Exciting For Them: A Team Of Archaeologists Has Just Uncovered A Rock That Kind Of Looks Like Their Friend
9/17/1811:20 AMNews9/17/18News9/17/18Environmental Win: Scientists Just Cut Down The World’s Oldest Tree After It Went Over 5,000 Years Without Giving Us A Single Goddam Apple2
9/4/1811:50 AMNews9/4/18News9/4/18The Mystery Lives On: Researchers At Oxford Have Concluded That They’ll Never Know How Outback Steakhouse Bread Can Be So Dark Brown But Taste Regular2
8/31/1810:05 AMLifestyle8/31/18Lifestyle8/31/184 Encounters Between An Alien Civilization And A U.S. President That Didn’t Matter And Were A Big Waste Of Time1