Tragic: Man On House Arrest Can’t Go Over To His Neighbor’s Yard Where He’s Giving Out Free Spankings
This is truly heartbreaking.
Heartbreaking: The Thing You Want Is All The Way Over There
In this day and age, the daily onslaught of awful news you read about is just plain brutal and unrelenting. We’re sorry to announce that this story is no exception. Here’s a bleak reminder that the world is often a cruel, unjust place: The thing you want is all the way over there.
Poor Kid: Eddie Vedder Just Said Something Rude About Donald Trump So Now This 8-Year-Old Has To Listen To His Dad Yell About Eddie Vedder For 2 Weeks
Well, this isn’t going to be fun. It looks like the next couple of weeks will probably be a bit rough for 8-year-old Jayden Corlett, because his dad found out that Eddie Vedder said something rude about Donald Trump and now he’s got to endure his dad constantly complaining about Eddie Vedder for the foreseeable future.
No Excuse: This Kid Who’s Rich Enough To Have A Full-Blown Basketball Court In His Backyard Is By Far The Shittiest Basketball Player On His Team
Here’s a story of squandered privilege that will almost certainly leave you shaking your head: This kid who’s rich enough to have a full-blown basketball court in his backyard is by far the shittiest basketball player on his team.
Heartbreaking: There Is Clearly A Ninja Turtle Under The White Sheet At This Murder Scene
This is so sad. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Deeply Sad: Guy Who Came In Last Place In An Elvis Lookalike Contest Gets Drunk Alone In A Dive Bar
This is so upsetting. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Devastating: Kid Makes The ‘Pull Horn’ Sign But The Trucker Accidentally Pulls The Self Destruct Cord
This is just utterly devastating. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Heartbreaking: Soldier Returning Home From Afghanistan Completely Overshadowed By Other Family Member Returning Home From Adult Video Store
This is so sad. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Tough Farewell: Man Tearfully Cooks Breakfast Meats On The Blazing Hot Asteroid That Landed On His Elderly Mother
This is one of the saddest things you will see all day.
Heartbreaking: This Woman Is Always There For Her Friends But Gives God-Awful Advice
Get ready to start sobbing, because the story of 35-year-old Sarah Ratliff is the saddest thing you’re going to read all day: Sarah is the kind of woman who is always there for her friends, but she gives god-awful advice.
I’m With Dad: 4 Reasons Why Me And Dad Think The Old Howard Stern Wouldn’t Even Recognize The New Politically Correct Howard Stern
Sometimes when my dad picks me up from places, he’ll turn on the Howard Stern channel on Sirius XM and let me listen. My dad says that Howard used to be, like, the best guy on the radio back in the day, and from all the stories he’s told me about the old show, it’s pretty obvious to me that these days Howard is a…
Members Of The Lead Task Force In Charge Of Making Sure Elvis Didn’t Die On The Toilet Talk About What Went Wrong
On August 16th, 1977, Elvis Presley died on the toilet in Memphis, Tennessee. These men were on the elite task force that was supposed to make sure that would never happen. This is their story.
Heartbreaking: A ‘Price Is Right’ Contestant Just Won A Dryer That Drew Carey Has Clearly Been Living In
Anyone who’s seen The Price Is Right knows that the popular guessing game provides its fair share of highs and lows, but last night’s episode had to be the most heartbreaking one yet: A contestant on the show won a dryer that Drew Carey has clearly been living in.
Major Backfire: This 13-Year-Old’s Attempts To Untag Himself From All Facebook Pictures With His 400-Pound Aunt Have Only Made His Friends More Fascinated With Her
Appearances are everything for teenagers, but sometimes their efforts to control how they’re perceived by their peers can majorly backfire. This is a lesson that 13-year-old Jackson Orrin is learning the hard way, as all his attempts to untag himself from Facebook pictures with his 400-pound aunt have only made his…
Heartbreaking: This Buck-Toothed Gorilla Is Too Dumb-Looking To Ever Scare Poachers Away From His Children
It’s a sad reality that poachers often target the young of endangered animals, whose only line of defense is the mother or father looking after it. This is true especially for a species as threatened with extinction as the mountain gorilla, which is why this story is just so incredibly heart-wrenching: This…
Costly Mistake: Man Trapped In Burning House Accidentally Calls For Barbershop Quartet Instead Of Firefighters
This is so sad. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Deeply Troubling: Cheese Nips Just Put Out A Vague Announcement About How We Will All Rue The Day We Let Cheese Nips Play Second Fiddle To Cheez-Its
Cheese Nips just went on social media to release a cryptic and disturbing announcement. In an ominous Facebook post, the cheese-cracker brand declared that people would rue the day they let Cheese Nips play second fiddle to their competitor Cheez-It.
Heartbreaking: This Mom Just Shit Her Pants In Front Of Her Entire Family On What Was Supposed To Be A Special Day With All The Kids Back From College And Everything
A mother in San Antonio is facing an absolutely devastating tragedy today after she shit her pants in front of her entire family on what was supposed to be a special day with all her kids back from college and everything.
Heartbreaking: This Woman Doesn't Know Enough French To Ask The Predator To Vacate Her Garage
Absolutely devastating. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Heartbreaking: Butchers Tell Stories About The Time Their Salami Rolled Away
This might be the saddest thing you see all day.
