If you happened to be shopping at the Maplewood Mall in Elko, NV yesterday, there’s a good chance you saw every middle schooler’s worst nightmare playing out in real-time: This seventh-grade boy’s mom made him go into Victoria’s Secret with her while she shopped for thongs, and all of his classmates watched it happen…
The Peel is a live storytelling and poetry show from ClickHole. On today’s episode, Lydia Thomas shares her poem titled “Father Becomes Child.”
Hey now, slow your roll there, chief. I don’t know what you think this is, but there’s no way in hell that you’re dating my little angel until you tell me which ‘Sailor Moon’ character you are first. Now go ahead and get comfortable so we can start this quiz.
My three children are the greatest joys in my life, and raising them has given me a sense of purpose that I never knew was possible. But at a certain point, you’ve got to draw the line: I love my children, but not enough to make them corn on the cob.
When you get invited to a baby shower, sometimes you need to find the meanest way possible to let them know whether or not you’re attending. How many of these needlessly hostile ways have you RSVP’d to someone’s baby shower? Take this quiz to find out!
My boy got on the roof, and now he can’t get down, so I’ve been thinking up some ways to fetch him. Now, listen, these ideas aren’t perfect, they’re gonna need some work, no doubt about it, I just figure they could be a good jumping-off point is all. When you gotta get your kid off the roof, you gotta start somewhere,…
Your parents couldn’t care less that you’re getting a tattoo, but is that because they’re super cool or because they’re sort of indifferent about what happens to you in a kind of sad way? Take this quiz to find out!
A mother in San Antonio is facing an absolutely devastating tragedy today after she shit her pants in front of her entire family on what was supposed to be a special day with all her kids back from college and everything.
There’s nothing more powerful in this world than a mother’s love, and here’s a story that proves it: This amazing woman went days at a time without eating food so that her kids could have a smoking-hot mom.
Here’s a heartwarming gesture of parental affection that very well might be the best thing you’ll see all day: This dad built a life-size Aggro Crag for his sons who have no idea what the fuck that is.
Charles Harris Clarke from Providence, Rhode Island might just be the greatest dad in the world. He’s an Illuminati member who sends his kids to school with adorable little messages hidden on their lunch money.
Wow. This is so incredibly sad.
As your children grow up, sometimes a guy will sneak into their bedroom to teach them inaccurate information about James Bond in Spanish. Here are four warning signs that this is happening.
After a few days in Disneyland, your children will love you forever, but your bank account may never forgive you. Luckily, there’s a neat trick that can help you cut some serious costs from your trip. Here are seven simple tips for passing your daughter off as a crawfish so you can get away with only buying a single…
Yikes. You hate to see this kind of thing.
Here is an example of someone who plays by her own rules, and clearly does not give a damn what anyone thinks of her: This mom bought a ticket to the movie, too, even though she was just supposed to give everyone a ride to the theater and then leave.
Brandon’s dad never comes to soccer games or school field trips and clearly doesn’t live with Brandon and his family, but Brandon is always making up totally dumbass excuses as to why. Here are six reasons Brandon gave for why his dad isn’t around that everyone can tell are grade-A bullshit.
As a woman who has dealt with plenty of unwelcome judgment in her life, I have always been a little uneasy about the idea of beauty pageants. But ever since I became a mother to my own little girl, that discomfort has deepened into something far more urgent. When I look at my daughter, I think about everything that…
As the mother of three sons, I imagined that instilling my feminist values in my children would be one of the most rewarding parts of motherhood. I was so excited to share my passion for women’s rights with them and post updates online about their progress along the way. That’s why it’s so goddamn infuriating that my…