Well, here’s a situation that’s heading toward disaster. Trinity Christian Church in Chicago is normally a safe space for worship, but last weekend, things took a turn: When this third-grade Sunday school class learned about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, the students overwhelmingly sided with Pontius Pilate.
While major media outlets may publish a typo every now and then, it’s rare that they make this big of an error. CNN just posted the article they have prepared for when Jesus Christ returns to Earth, and from the looks of it, it was nothing short of a class-A facepalm.
As an atheist, it really gets under my skin how Christians just don’t seem to understand basic logical arguments. Instead of forming their beliefs rationally, they insist on living in a fantasy world full of contradictions and lies. Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble here, idiots, but it’s time for me to shut down…
Sit down, take a deep breath, and get ready to have your mind absolutely blown, because archaeologists at a dig site near Jerusalem just discovered something truly historic. After almost 2,000 years, humanity has found the ancient cellar containing every exoskeleton shed by Jesus Christ himself.
If you didn’t think Pope Francis is the coolest, most tolerant pope of all time before, you definitely will now, because this news is seriously awesome. The Holy Father just officially declared that Catholics attending Mass are permitted to eat two communion wafers at a time if they personally believe that Jesus was a…
It’s that time of year. Just when you think bitterness, brutality, and violence have won the day, Christmas is here to remind you that there’s still a whole lot of good in the world.
These new Christmas carols are guaranteed to get you into the holiday spirit. Go out with some friends and sing them for the neighborhood, and then let us know how it went!