Crisis For Christianity? Biblical Scholars Have Discovered That The 12 Apostles Considered Jesus More Like The Fez Of Their Friend Group Than Their Leader

New research out of Oxford University’s Biblical Studies department has just uncovered shocking new information that has Christians all over the world reconsidering their religious beliefs entirely: Biblical scholars have discovered that the Twelve Apostles considered Jesus more like the Fez of their friend group than…

Sorry, Religious Idiots, But If Jesus Is The Only Path To Salvation, Would He Even Forgive A Sinner Like Me?

As an atheist, it really gets under my skin how Christians just don’t seem to understand basic logical arguments. Instead of forming their beliefs rationally, they insist on living in a fantasy world full of contradictions and lies. Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble here, idiots, but it’s time for me to shut down…

Best Pope Ever! Pope Francis Is Allowing Catholics To Eat 2 Communion Wafers At A Time If They Believe Jesus Was A Conjoined Twin

If you didn’t think Pope Francis is the coolest, most tolerant pope of all time before, you definitely will now, because this news is seriously awesome. The Holy Father just officially declared that Catholics attending Mass are permitted to eat two communion wafers at a time if they personally believe that Jesus was a…