Privacy Violation: If You’ve Started Noticing Bananas That Look Like You, You’re Not The Only Facebook User Whose Data Has Been Sold To Chiquita

Despite repeated promises to take better care of user data, it seems like Facebook is up to its old tricks again. If you’ve been seeing bananas with your face at the supermarket, you’re not the only one. Facebook admitted that it’s sold user data to the Chiquita banana corporation, and now millions of people are…

Twitter Meltdown: Del Monte Tweeted A Heartfelt Tribute To The Father Of Modern Green Beans And It’s Getting Really Worked Up That People Don’t Seem Upset By His Death

You’re going to want to see this incredible tweetstorm that pretty much the entire internet is talking about. Del Monte just had a full-on meltdown on Twitter yesterday afternoon after nobody responded to its heartfelt memorial tribute to someone it calls the father of modern green beans.

Repressing Freedom: China Is Censoring Amir Out Of All ‘Jake And Amir’ Videos So That Citizens Do Not Idolize His Slothful, Imbecile Ways

The Chinese government has long limited its citizens’ access to the internet, but this most recent step is their most repressive yet, and will control what billions of people can see online: State censors have ordered that Amir be edited out of all Jake And Amir videos to prevent Chinese citizens from copying his…

My Solemn Promise To You Is That Whether Or Not Net Neutrality Is Repealed, The Website AlRoker.com Will Remain An Absolute Nightmare To Use

Tomorrow the FCC will vote on whether or not to repeal laws protecting net neutrality. The outcome of the vote could have profound consequences and change the internet forever. However, regardless of the result of tomorrow’s vote, my solemn promise to you, the American people, is that whether or not net neutrality is…

Game Changer: Mark Zuckerberg Will Now Respond To You In Facebook Messenger If Your Friend Doesn’t Get Back To You Quickly Enough

For Facebook users, there are few feelings worse than sending someone a message only to wait in endless suspense without them ever getting back to you. Thankfully, Facebook is constantly working to improve its user experience, and the company has just announced a new update that will hopefully put an end to the…

Stepping Up: This New Facebook Safety Feature Lets You Mark Yourself As Someone Who Could Have Easily Been A Victim In A Terrorist Attack

Sadly, the threat of terrorism is an ever-present part of life today. And when an attack hits in a place you have a personal connection to, you want to let your friends and family know that you’re safe, but that this has been a really weird day for you. Thanks to Facebook, this is now possible, as the site just…

Stay Alert: 6 Ways To Tell If The Email You Got From Scarlett Johansson Asking For Your Credit Card Info So She Can Buy Sex Gear For Your Love Carnival Is A Phishing Scam Or Not

You have an email sitting in your inbox from Scarlett Johansson, wanting to have a long passionate session with you. She’s ready, impatient, and wants your credit card info to buy sex gear. As convincing as the email is, there are also hundreds of malicious scammers online waiting for someone like you to slip up. How

The Power Of The Internet: A New Study Just Confirmed That 96% Of People Find Out Their Aunt Is Having Fertility Issues Through Social Media

It’s no secret that the internet has changed our world at a breakneck pace, but studies like the one Pew published earlier this week are shedding new light on the profound effects it’s having on our lives. According to Pew’s new study, 96 percent of people find out their aunt is having fertility issues through social…

Technical Troubles: Amazon’s New Delivery Drones Won’t Stop Carrying Copies Of Tina Fey’s ‘Bossypants’ To The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier

Today is not a good day for Amazon, to say the least. Though the online retailer has been preparing to make its Prime Air delivery service available nationwide, it’ll likely have to put those plans on hold in light of this seriously major technical difficulty: Amazon’s new delivery drones won’t stop carrying copies of…

Put On Notice: John Legend Took To Twitter Last Night To Completely Rip Into Whoever’s Been Putting Wet Towels Inside His Piano

It’s hard to imagine John Legend’s career going much better than it is right now, but it looks like he’s got some beef to settle nonetheless. The 10-time Grammy winner isn’t about to let his high status keep him from rocking the boat when something’s bothering him, and he proved that last night when he totally laid

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