‘Trust Us, You Don’t Want Our Plan B’: GOP Lawmakers Are Trying To Win Support For Brett Kavanaugh By Insisting That He’s Pretty Much The Friendliest Sexual Predator They’ve Got

With two sexual assault allegations out against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, in addition to persistent questions about his qualifications from Senate Democrats, the Republican Party has taken action to defend the candidate it believes to be best suited for the position: GOP lawmakers are trying to win…

Back For Seconds: Barack Obama Has Once Again Invited Ahmed To His House To Get Another Look At That Sweet Goddamn Clock He Built

It’s been nearly three years since 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed was invited to the White House to meet with President Barack Obama after being arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school. But it looks like the former president didn’t quite get his fill of that hot clock action because he just invited Ahmed to his…

4 Encounters Between An Alien Civilization And A U.S. President That Didn’t Matter And Were A Big Waste Of Time

As the leader of the free world, the president of the United States is often the first person extraterrestrials will seek out when they want to make contact with Earth, but on the rare occasions when this happens, those meetings are almost never of consequence. Here are four encounters throughout history between a…

John Bolton Unethically Took Home Nuclear Warheads To Deal With A Mouse Problem At His Own Personal Residence: Everything Horrible The Drumpf Administration Did This Week

It seems like every week that passes by with Mr. Cheeto In Chief in charge of our country brings a whole new onslaught of controversies and idiotic policies that are chipping away at our democracy. It’s almost impossible to keep up. That’s why ResistanceHole is now keeping a weekly tally of the Drumpf administration’s…

‘Cory Booker Would Be A Good President If He Stopped Claiming The Attack On Pearl Harbor As His Finest Achievement’: 5 Questions With Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand

As the Democratic Party forms a plan for taking back the White House in 2020, Kirsten Gillibrand’s name keeps popping up on lists of potential candidates, and not without reason. The New York senator and Hillary Clinton mentee appears to be steadily positioning herself for a presidential run against other hopefuls

Road To Recovery: After Three Long Weeks, These Inspiring Politicians Have Found The Strength To Finally Move On From The Las Vegas Shooting

The Mandalay Bay mass shooting on October 1, 2017 was the deadliest by an individual in American history, leaving deep wounds in its wake that have, for many, been agonizingly slow to heal. But in the aftermath of this terrible tragedy, some absolutely heartwarming stories have still managed to come to light: It’s…

I May Not Agree With Everything Trump Says, But It’s My Duty As An American To Repeat All Of His Talking Points Basically Verbatim

As a conservative voter, there are parts of Trump’s agenda that I agree with and other actions he’s taken that I find troubling or simply bizarre. However, as a patriotic American it’s my duty to memorize Trump’s talking points, ignore my own misgivings, and defend the president by quoting him essentially verbatim.

Keeping In Touch: Sean Spicer Has Given Donald Trump His Personal Email In Case The President Ever Wants To Belittle And Humiliate Him In The Future

After months of infighting within President Trump’s tumultuous White House, Sean Spicer sent shockwaves through Washington this morning by abruptly resigning from his post as press secretary. While the situation remains tense, Spicer, for his part, seems to be trying to leave on a good note: Right before leaving his…

Did Bill Clinton Cheat On Monica Lewinsky With KILLARY? Yes, And Our GOVERNMENT Doesn’t Want You To Know

Just when you thought our LYING government couldn’t sink any lower, another SHAMEFUL story like this comes along. You are probably thinking, “Ugh! Let me guess…KILLARY again?” You, patriot, are sadly correct. Bill Clinton repeatedly cheated on Monica Lewinsky with KILLARY, and our GOVERNMENT doesn’t want you to know…

‘I’d Like To Order A Scientific Investigation Into How Tugboats Can Move Boats That Are So Much Larger Than Them’: 5 Questions With Elizabeth Warren

Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is well-known for being one of the leading voices in the Democratic Party and for rapidly gaining national prominence as a political adversary of President Donald Trump. We asked Senator Warren five questions about her life and career, and her answers are truly amazing.

The Last Hurdle: Congress Has Informed Puerto Rico It Can’t Be The 51st State Until It Gets Its Obesity Rate Up To The U.S. Average

In a historic election held Sunday, the people of Puerto Rico voted in favor of becoming the 51st state in the United States of America. While the majority of Puerto Ricans now support statehood, they still have one last hurdle to clear before they can officially join the union. Congress has informed Puerto Rico that…

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