Unthinkable Cruelty: A New Investigative Report Has Uncovered The Lab Where The DNC Is Testing Cory Booker’s Presidential Appeal On Animals

Since Donald Trump was elected president, the Democratic Party has been scrambling to find a candidate who can take him down in 2020. Unfortunately, though, it seems like leaders within the party will stop at nothing to ensure victory: A new investigation has uncovered the lab where the Democratic National Committee…

Connecting With The Heartland: The DNC Has Paid A Manhattan Consulting Firm $20 Million To Show It A Picture Of A Guy On A Tractor

With the 2018 midterm elections fast approaching, the Democratic Party is making efforts to fix its past mistakes and better understand rural voters. As such, the Democratic National Committee has started sinking some serious cash into researching the American heartland: According to reports, the DNC just paid a…

Back To The Drawing Board: DNC Scientists Just Carried A Screaming Jon Ossoff Down A Hallway Lined With Jon Ossoff Prototypes

After pouring millions of dollars into Jon Ossoff’s failed campaign for a Georgia congressional seat, the Democratic Party is reeling. Many are viewing the loss as a major blow to the disjointed party, and the sentiment is not lost on the DNC: In the wake of the devastating election defeat, DNC-funded scientists just…