5/8/1912:00 PMLifestyle5/8/19Lifestyle5/8/195 Celebrities Who Got Their Start As Cap’n Crunch’s Live-In Concubine On Crunch Island
5/8/1912:00 PMNews5/8/19News5/8/19A Concert To Remember: Kacey Musgraves Invited Cap’n Crunch To Sing With Her On Stage Last Night Just As A Ruse To Dump Pig Blood On Him And Make The Crowd Laugh
5/8/1912:00 PMNews5/8/19News5/8/19Death With Dignity: Temple Grandin Has Developed A New Mechanical Restraint System For Humanely Slaughtering Cap’n Crunch
5/8/1911:37 AMLifestyle5/8/19Lifestyle5/8/19Disgusting Privilege: Cap’n Crunch Was Only Forgiven For The ‘Oops! All Berries’ Debacle Because He’s A Straight White Man
5/8/1911:30 AMLifestyle5/8/19Lifestyle5/8/19PR Nightmare: Cap’n Crunch Went On ‘The Late Late Show’ And Made A Drunken Pass At Zendaya And Then Vomited All Over James Corden’s Lap
5/8/1911:00 AM5/8/19Fascinating: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Revealed That The White Thing On Cap’n Crunch’s Face Isn’t A Mustache, They’re Tusks Because His Parents Were Brother And Sister
5/8/1910:00 AMBlog5/8/19Blog5/8/19When My Ship Was Marooned At Sea, We Resorted To Cannibalism Even Though We Still Had Plenty Of Cap’n Crunch Cereal We Could Have Eaten Instead
5/8/1910:00 AMNews5/8/19News5/8/19The Fairy Tale Ends: Cap’n Crunch And Maxine Waters Have Filed For Divorce After 27 Years Of Marriage
5/8/1910:00 AMLifestyle5/8/19Lifestyle5/8/19Body Positivity FTW! Cap’n Crunch Just Became The First Breakfast Cereal Mascot To Show Off His C-Section Scar On A Cereal Box
5/8/197:00 AMLifestyle5/8/19Lifestyle5/8/194 Cap’n Crunch Commercials Where The Cap’n Crashes His Ship Into A House And Starts Going Through All The Drawers Without Crunchatizing Anyone
5/8/197:00 AMLifestyle5/8/19Lifestyle5/8/19Good To Know: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Revealed That The Cap’n Uses The Bathroom Outside Like A Dog
5/8/197:00 AM5/8/19Good Call: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Announced That If The Cap’n Ever Lapses Into A Coma They Would Take Him Off Life Support Immediately
6/7/181:30 PMLifestyle6/7/18Lifestyle6/7/184 Cap’n Crunch Commercials Where Cap’n Crunch Seems Way More Excited About Lunch Meat Than Cereal
