LifestyleLifestyle5 Celebrities Who Got Their Start As Cap’n Crunch’s Live-In Concubine On Crunch Island5/08/19 12:00PM
NewsNewsA Concert To Remember: Kacey Musgraves Invited Cap’n Crunch To Sing With Her On Stage Last Night Just As A Ruse To Dump Pig Blood On Him And Make The Crowd Laugh5/08/19 12:00PM
NewsNewsDeath With Dignity: Temple Grandin Has Developed A New Mechanical Restraint System For Humanely Slaughtering Cap’n Crunch5/08/19 12:00PM
LifestyleLifestyleDisgusting Privilege: Cap’n Crunch Was Only Forgiven For The ‘Oops! All Berries’ Debacle Because He’s A Straight White Man5/08/19 11:37AM
LifestyleLifestylePR Nightmare: Cap’n Crunch Went On ‘The Late Late Show’ And Made A Drunken Pass At Zendaya And Then Vomited All Over James Corden’s Lap5/08/19 11:30AM
Fascinating: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Revealed That The White Thing On Cap’n Crunch’s Face Isn’t A Mustache, They’re Tusks Because His Parents Were Brother And Sister5/08/19 11:00AM
BlogBlogWhen My Ship Was Marooned At Sea, We Resorted To Cannibalism Even Though We Still Had Plenty Of Cap’n Crunch Cereal We Could Have Eaten Instead5/08/19 10:00AM
NewsNewsThe Fairy Tale Ends: Cap’n Crunch And Maxine Waters Have Filed For Divorce After 27 Years Of Marriage5/08/19 10:00AM
LifestyleLifestyleBody Positivity FTW! Cap’n Crunch Just Became The First Breakfast Cereal Mascot To Show Off His C-Section Scar On A Cereal Box5/08/19 10:00AM
LifestyleLifestyle4 Cap’n Crunch Commercials Where The Cap’n Crashes His Ship Into A House And Starts Going Through All The Drawers Without Crunchatizing Anyone5/08/19 7:00AM
LifestyleLifestyleGood To Know: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Revealed That The Cap’n Uses The Bathroom Outside Like A Dog5/08/19 7:00AM
Good Call: The Makers Of Cap’n Crunch Have Announced That If The Cap’n Ever Lapses Into A Coma They Would Take Him Off Life Support Immediately5/08/19 7:00AM
LifestyleLifestyle4 Cap’n Crunch Commercials Where Cap’n Crunch Seems Way More Excited About Lunch Meat Than Cereal6/07/18 1:30PM
