Get excited, because ClickHole is offering an incredible promotion that you’re going to want to take advantage of ASAP: If you go to the store and buy five cowboy hats and send us a picture of yourself wearing your favorite one, you can keep all the hats, no questions asked.
Hell yeah! If you’re ready to own five cowboy hats, this opportunity is not to be missed, because when you’re done buying five of them we’ll happily confirm that you can hold on to those hats for as long as you want.
To be a part of our once-in-a-lifetime hat offer, here’s what you have to do: Head out to a store (such as Target, a specialty hat store, or an Army surplus outlet) and find a cowboy hat. Purchase that hat (no need to keep the receipt). Once you’ve done this five times, it’s time to try the hats on and figure out which one fits you best! Once you’ve chosen your favorite, just snap a photo and send it to Cowboy.Hat.ClickHole.Offer@gmail.com. Within 48 hours, you’ll have a certified automated response in your inbox letting you know that you can keep every cowboy hat you bought and either wear them or just leave them in your house!
It’s that easy. ClickHole is making buying five cowboy hats and keeping all of them simpler than ever before.
As a bonus offer, you can tweet a photo of the cowboy hat that looks worst on you to @ClickHoleCowboy to earn $10 worth of ClickHole’s #CowboyCash. #CowboyCash is a ClickHole currency, and the way it works is simple: When you earn $10 of #CowboyCash, you get put on ClickHole’s official #CowboyCash ledger. Anyone with $10 of #CowboyCash as recognized by the ledger can tweet “I am redeeming my #CowboyCash!” in order to receive a DM within seven-to-10 business days from the official @ClickHoleCowboy account confirming that you are free to tell your friends and family that you own $10 in #CowboyCash.
It might seem too good to be true, but it really is that convenient! ClickHole’s team is fully committed to making it as painless as possible for you to buy hats from the store and then keep them. We’re excited to bring you this offer because we truly believe in it—and once you give it a try, we think you will too.