If you’ve been on the fence about Blue Apron, an amazing new addition to the grocery delivery service just might convince you to try out a subscription. Blue Apron will now send someone to pick up your finished meals and show them to your ex to prove that you have your shit together!

Why didn’t this exist sooner! This is definitely a total game changer.

Starting this week, any time you finish cooking a meal from Blue Apron, the company will send an employee to your home to pick up your meal and drive it to your ex’s house and start waving the food around in their face. They’ll tell your ex that you cooked this meal all by yourself using Blue Apron, which means that you have your life together enough to find time to cook and to afford a Blue Apron subscription. It’s never been easier to show the person who dumped you how well you’re doing!

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It also sounds like the service is going to be incredibly convenient. After showing the meal you cooked to your ex, the Blue Apron employee will compost your food for you, so you know that the meal you cooked is being disposed of in an environmentally safe manner.

Absolutely awesome. If you’ve recently broken up with someone, this definitely seems like something you’d love. Whether you’re cooking a delicious cod with a miso glaze, or asiago-smothered chicken with roasted zucchini, someone is going to come carry it out of your kitchen and shove in front of your ex’s face so they know just how well you’re doing with your fancy meal-prep programs and your functioning kitchen. We can’t wait to try it out!