Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
On leaning out the passenger window of a car while holding a chainsaw and cutting through the leash of every dog being walked on the sidewalk so they can be free from their owners and begin life anew
"Even though Hamilton tickets are sold out, I’ll still come to your home and perform a few of the songs in exchange for complimentary tax advice. Here’s the deal: I’ll sing one song for every $1,000 you save me on my taxes, and I think that’s more than fair."
"Some people prefer PlayStation while others prefer Xbox. Neither of them can cook a potato, though, so they’re both worthless to me."