Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"It’s incredibly important to me that I always keep a promise, or at least try my best to kill the person I made the promise to."
On following through
"Nearly half of U.S. Christians believe Christ will return before 2050, the other half think he’s already here, and then about 10 of us think he’s the long-haired assistant manager of an REI in Portland."
On the Second Coming
"I love spending time with family because they’re the people who would most likely be a match should I suddenly want a kidney transplant but don’t already have one ready to go in my cooler."
On the importance of family