Find Out What Vin Scully, Jillian Michaels, And Emma Watson Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"Instead of singing the National Anthem, games will now begin with a kissing competition. Each team will send their best kisser out to the pitcher’s mound to lay a smooch on the umpire, who will determine the winner."

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—Vin Scully
On the upcoming baseball season


"Every woman has a part of her body she’s ashamed of, but most don’t own a horse strong enough to rip it off."

—Jillian Michaels
On self-improvement


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"Pirates used to leave all of their money on a deserted island and kill anyone who knew about it. Nowadays I can tell you I bank at Chase, and nobody has to die."

—Emma Watson
On progress

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