Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Not every mosquito has the Zika virus. Some are just regular, nice mosquitos who came to Rio to see the Olympics."
"Cobwebs are a lot like hammocks, only worse in nearly every conceivable way. They’re less sturdy, much stickier, and only come in one color. That said, they’re cheaper."
"Back in my day, men were real men. Now you’ve got these tiny, blobby guys who can’t walk for shit."