Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"Leonardo da Vinci will pay for his involvement with the invention in the helicopter. Everyone who has ever had their head lopped off by a spinning helicopter blade will receive a settlement once I’m done taking him to trial."


—Sally Yates
On justice


"I am hereby announcing a $500 scholarship fund for young people who’ve gone to a juvenile prison because of their passion for spreads. Jams, jellies, Marmite—any spread will count as long as they have been imprisoned for loving a spread far too much. In fact, I will pay for the entire education of any teen who a judge has sentenced to death for dedicating their life to Marmite."

—Mario Batali
On giving back


"Honestly, it’s been so long since I played that I’ve completely forgotten what it is."

—Billie Jean King
On tennis