Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Mankind is unique. We’re the only species on Earth that has a word for pizza."
On what separates us from animals
"If you fall into a volcano there are two things that can kill you: 1) the lava, 2) the fun."
On volcano safety
"My dad had this box under his bed, and every night when he got home from work he would take the box out and put something inside it. One night my curiosity got the best of me, so after he fell asleep I crawled under his bed to find out what was inside the box. I tried to be quiet, but I have very squeaky knees. My dad heard all the squeaking and yelled, ‘Who’s there?’ I didn’t know what to do, so I yelled out, ‘It’s just me, your box.’ He said, ‘Whew.’ The box was filled with knee oil, so I was able to escape silently."