Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I saw a contortionist fold herself into a box once, but there were no toys or food in the box, so I didn’t really see the point."
"When you’re this rich, you can pay a guy to breathe into your shoes to warm them up before you put them on. If you’re less wealthy, you can still afford to have someone do that. It’s really a matter of frugal spending and organizing a co-op in your neighborhood of people who take turns breathing into each others’ shoes."
On everyday luxury
"The skin of the avocado can hide many a secret. To remove it is to journey into mystery and madness."