Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"When I played Oregon Trail, everyone in my party would die of sticking their faces in alligator traps. I don’t know what was wrong with my copy of Oregon Trail, but it had a bad glitch."


—Megan Ellison
On “Oregon Trail”


"Crows follow me wherever I go."

—January Jones
On routines


"Every day, this horrid little man walks into my bathroom. He spends four hours applying an elaborate disguise and slowly poisons everyone and everything around him. I am that horrid little man."

—Queen Elizabeth II
On her most closely guarded secret