Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"When there’s blood in the streets and revolution at their door, we’ll see if it’s still ‘breakfast anytime.’"
On IHOP’s weak-willed policies
"If I’m at a restaurant and there are two waiters handling my table, one regular and one trainee learning the ropes, I tell them I don’t have enough money to tip them both and that my tip will go to the one who brings me my soup the fastest. As they both scamper off, I know that only my true waiter will realize that I never ordered a soup in the first place."
"You’d think antelopes and cantaloupes would have something in common, but it’s just another one of life’s cruel tricks."