Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I thought it was going to be one of those things where you walk in and just grab a handful of money from a big pile. Still seems like the easiest way, but I guess they have other ideas."


On going to the bank


"Chefs don’t actually say ‘That’s a spicy meat-a-ball,’ except to indicate that there’s a bomb threat in the restaurant without alarming the customers. Terrorism is the spiciest meatball there is."

—Mario Batali
On the culinary world


"I’m having a party this weekend. You should come. Feel free to bring a few guests if you’d like. It’s also BYOB. Text me for directions!"

—Emma Stone
On having a good time