Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"There are a couple of bridges I will never feature, for obvious reasons."

—Louis C.K.
On incorporating New York City into “Louie”


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"So, the hands are lobster claws, but that’s not even the craziest part. Instead of legs, it’s got these tentacle things. And get this: The torso’s just a regular dude! I swear to God, man. It’s freakin’ nuts."

—Tommy Lee Jones
Unprompted


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"One day you’ve got a seat on the bus all to yourself. The next day it’s crowded, and someone spills coffee on you. It’s not super-hot coffee, so it doesn’t burn you, but it’s still annoying. That’s just how it goes."

—Mae Whitman
On disappointment