Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"If I rescue someone by giving them the Heimlich Maneuver, the only reward I’ll accept is whatever they coughed up."
"They paid us minimum wage, plus we were allowed to make free color copies, which, for my needs, was more than enough."
On “The Office”
"I go fishing, but I just measure the fish and then throw them back. I love the measuring. Fourteen-inch fish, 17-inch fish, 21-inch fish…I’ve caught fish of all the great lengths."