Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"One of my greatest fears is being compared to a Ninja Turtle. My real name is Michelangelo, I eat pizza in the sewer, and I have a small shell. The jokes write themselves, unfortunately."

—Kate Beckinsale
On her insecurities


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"Where I come from, using Elmer’s Glue instead of your local welder would get you a trip straight to the welder’s house to apologize. Now, I use Elmer’s all I want, and only apologize to the welder when I’ve acted in bad faith towards her or her family."

—Dr. Ben Carson
On overcoming one’s past


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"The first time I saw a bass guitar, it was being played by an ambulance driver on his way to a bus accident. He just looked so cool. The next day, I had my dad go out and buy me a bass and an ambulance. Eventually, I ditched the ambulance, because everyone kept wanting me to save them from dying, but I still play that bass to this day."

—Flea
On what inspired him to play the bass