Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"A frog would make a nice coin purse if they weren’t so resistant to holding people’s nickels down their gullets."
"I’m thinking about getting my wisdom teeth out again."
On his upcoming projects
"It was 1977. I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when George H.W. Bush burst out of a candy shop and asked me if I knew how to pump two gallons of caramel out of a person’s stomach. I told him I didn’t, so he said okay and vomited two gallons of caramel right there on the ground in front of me. Then, looking nervous, he asked me on a date to go back to the candy shop and eat some more caramel."
On how she met her husband