Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"Want to talk like Pesci? Try this word on for size: ‘Capeesh.’ It means ‘Do you understand?’ and it’s the skeleton key to the perfect Pesci."


—Joe Pesci
On impressions


"Lose blood, lose calories. Do the math, people."

—Jillian Michaels
On weight-loss strategies


"Put it this way: You ever watch one of those YouTube fight videos where one guy knows martial arts, and he gets in a goofy stance, and you think he’s going to get beat up, but he ends up knocking the other guy on his ass?"

—Judy Blume