Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"Deodorant purges the underarm of the tyranny of foul smells, yet we do not cover our garbage with its precious wax. Why is this? A dearth of sumptuous masculine-odor mines. This must change."

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—Jill Stein
On her plan


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"I like to start my day feeling like someone cursed me and I’m really tiny now. I’ve had a really massive, lovely nightstand put in—it’s the first thing I see when I wake up. I’ll often ask my girlfriend to put on stilts. I’m getting some really big blades of grass made."

—Jill Soloway
On her creative process


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"New York has so many skyscrapers. You know how many skyscrapers other cities have? Probably a lot as well. That’s the point."

—Rudy Giuliani
On what makes America great