Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"As a young girl, my father would take me to the zoo. But now that I’m an adult, I can take myself to the zoo, so my dad has become pretty useless."
On growing up
"As a thank-you to my loyal fans, I’ve made reservations under my name at thousands of restaurants across the country for this Sunday at 8 p.m. Feel free to use them."
On giving back
"There’s a big difference between sitting on your neighbor’s lap and asking your neighbor to sit on your lap. One is something I do every day, and the other is a crime against God."