Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"We need female characters who are realistic, imperfect, flawed, mangled, stinky, bloated from laying out in the sun, leaking seawater, and have to be chopped into pieces and removed from the beach by a crane."
On female roles
"If you think about it, badgers really have it made. They can just dig a hole and boom: Now they’re in a hole."
"This election won’t be won or lost by each candidate’s majority. The key is wooing the Gatekeeper. But he’s near-blind; you’ll have to visit him and bring the herb. Obama dropped the herb in a gutter before the ‘10 midterms, and the Gatekeeper couldn’t see him. People forget this."