Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"If you’re not chewing with your mouth open, then how do I know if you’re enjoying the meal? If I can’t see the food I cooked rolling around in a guest’s mouth, then I consider myself a failure as a chef."


—Emeril Lagasse
On measuring success


"I used to have a terrible raccoon infestation in my attic, but then one day last winter, the temperature suddenly dropped below zero and they all froze to death. Sure, that solved my raccoon infestation problem, but it also created another deeper, more profound problem: I’ll always wonder if I should have saved those raccoons that day, because now I’ll never get to put them in my freezer and freeze them to death myself."

—Demi Moore
On regrets


"Every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except Melbourne, Australia. I have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, I will fucking find it."

—Michael Caine
On his goals