Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Who among us has not swiped a vine from the local grapery? A ruler from the measurementarium? Candy from the Skittle Hut?"
"My latest single isn’t getting as much run as I hoped it would, because scientists discovered a frequency in it that makes dogs kill themselves."
On avoiding being labeled a one-hit wonder
"I forgot how to swim."