Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I’ve floated down many a river in my boat, and it saddens me greatly to put the boat up for auction. But I promised myself that if I didn’t sell a boat by the time I reached 47, I’d go to sleep—and what I really love is to be awake."

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—Edward Norton
On goals


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"I wrote an entire screenplay about people trying to eat artificial fruit. Scene after scene of people mistaking decorative fruit for the real thing and trying to take a bite. Hilarious stuff. There’s a scene where a guy tries to peel a plastic banana. Let’s just say it doesn’t turn out so well for him. All based on my own experiences, of course. It’s called Fruit Mistakes."

—Woody Allen
On his favorite unproduced script


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"Travel pillows might look like soft, plushy practice boomerangs, but trust me when I say they don’t return like a boomerang!"

—Rachel Bloom
On learning lessons the hard way