Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"My favorite part of the Passover Seder is leaving the door open for Elijah the prophet, only to have a homeless vagrant enter my home and eat the entire brisket before taking a nap on my couch."


—Dustin Hoffman
On Passover


"Swiss cheese was invented by a team of elite snipers as a way for them to eat delicious cheese while still keeping an eye on their target."

—Rachael Ray
On cheese


"Watching myself on screen always makes me cringe a little, because I’ve had a large piece of cabbage stuck in my front teeth for over 20 years that I keep forgetting to take out. The only time I remember it is when I’m at the film’s premiere, and it’s not like they’ve just got floss lying around at those things."

—Robert Downey Jr.
On watching his own work