Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"The human hand has five fingers because there are five weekdays. The thumb represents Friday because it is the best finger, and our nipples are Saturday and Sunday."


—Dr. Ben Carson
On anatomy


"Pigs dream at night about weighing over 500 pounds and winning first prize at the North American International Livestock Exposition. How could I eat something that has the same dreams that I have every night?"

—Tom Hiddleston
On vegetarianism


"Look at Libya, look at China, look at Mexico. Look at all of these places, and ask yourself: ‘Could that be where I left my wallet?’ If the answer is yes, you’ve got a flight to book."

—Sean Hannity
On global awareness