Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I think it’s extremely rude that fire alarms can be programmed to speak and tell you there’s a fire but they can’t be programmed to thank our firemen. If my house is ever on fire, I want the words ‘thank you for your service’ to be blasting through my house as they put out the flames. Anything less than that is fucking bullshit."

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—Dennis Leary
On fire safety


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"It’s nice to be able to apply for a job at any bakery in America and know that they don’t have the cojones to say ‘Sorry, Oprah, we’re not hiring right now’ to me, Oprah. They offer me the job every damn time. I cannot wait to meet a balls-of-steel baker that stands up and tells me to fuck right off."

—Oprah Winfrey
On her career


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"It would be wrong to hit a basketball with a baseball bat, even if you’re just horsing around."

—LeBron James
On respect for the game