Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train."


—David Lee Roth
On songwriting


"Spiders share 95 percent of their DNA with dogs, and they’re much cheaper to keep as pets."

—Diane Keaton
On her home life


"Every night I just think to myself, I’m so goddamned lucky I get to do this."

—Jimmy Kimmel
On beating up teenagers