Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"One of the biggest perks of being so good at soccer is that if there’s no shopping carts available at the supermarket, I can just kick my groceries up to the checkout. That is, assuming I’m buying all perfectly round stuff like muskmelons, which I usually am."
On being a professional athlete
"People ask me all the time: Who would win in a fight between a lion and a silverback gorilla? The answer is me, because I have a gun and I would shoot them both."
On the wonders of nature
"You can’t pay for anything with a library card, but you can buy books with a credit card. And yet people wonder why libraries are obsolete."
On the free market