Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"A lot of people worry about what happens to poached rhinos once their horns have been stolen. The truth is, I get to keep the rhinos. And once they’re mine, they’re mine forever."
"Even if your song doesn’t go platinum, you can still earn many different awards, from a gold record all the way down to the circular pepperoni slice you get if your song is chosen to be in a regional Toyota commercial. Unfortunately though, Toyota and I have been embattled in a series of highly explosive public feuds for the past few years, so the pepperoni slice is the only award I haven’t ever won."
On achieving greatness
"Gloves are a great place to hide your credit card, and they also protect your hands from sap! But Saddam Hussein wears gloves in a photo one time and now suddenly people feel like they can only wear them when it’s cold outside? That’s bullshit."
On social constructs