Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"By the end, I’ve said ‘banana’ so many times that when I finally switch gears and say ‘orange,’ the audience is elated."


—Chris Rock
On his favorite joke


"A bank is a lot like a boat, but if you set it up wrong, a bank is a lot like a merman."

—Alan Greenspan
On economics


"I don’t know, we’ve never been seen in the same room together."

—George Clinton
On whether he is Bill Clinton