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Find Out What Chris Christie, Madonna, And Cesar Millan Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“If you see me at the Jersey Shore, don’t be afraid to say hello and build a sandcastle that I can live in. Without adequate shelter, I will not survive the harsh summer months. Please!”

—Chris Christie
On being approachable


“I know music is always changing and expanding, but there are just some things I can’t stand behind. For instance, a guitar should never have wheels, and a drum should never say ‘More please,’ when you hit it.”

—Madonna
On music and technology


“Any dog I train ends up with very confused feelings about newspapers. I believe this stems from the fact that I punish dogs for bad behavior by hitting their backside with a rolled-up newspaper, but I reward them for good behavior by reading them the entire Wall Street Journal out loud from front to back. What can you do, though? Dogs are idiots.”

—Cesar Millan
On caring for his dogs