Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Getting stung by the Honey Nut Cheerios bee would be such a mixed blessing. On the one hand, I am very allergic to bees and would die immediately. But on the other hand, I eat his cereal every single morning and would love the chance to tell him."
On the importance of breakfast
"Sure, I get teens asking me to prom, but I make it very clear that my Secret Service agents will blow their fucking brains out if they even think about putting their grubby little hands on me."
On life after the presidency
"I like to run through the car wash a couple times to clean myself. I then clip my nails by holding them right on the edge of the railroad tracks. I do own a shower and nail clippers that I would much prefer to use, but my roommate doesn’t let me."
On his morning ritual